Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Top comments
ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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linkinpark98 24
Well in this economy....
OfficeNinja 5
We all have to do whatever we have to do when out of something we need, but think "hey, this stuff can substitute".
burz_fml 5
Haha been there
LovexInfinity 5
Hey, if it works, you're all good.
ultra_notorious 26
Stinky bastard, try bathing like normal people do!
marinefootball88 1
If I'm weighed down with class or traveling a lot and don't have time to do laundry, I use fabreeze. Anyone else do this? My ex called it disgusting, and said I was a 15 yr old trapped in a 20 something body. But I actually think its more common than people think....I hope.
marinefootball88 1
I don't know how to spell febreze apparently.
baybeegirrrl95 5
Get a job if you're that poor and can't afford something as simple as deodorant.
perdix 31
#52, what?!?! No hug? (to continue the references to previous FMLs)
hilary56 0
You're disgusting, deodorant cost less then Febreeze too!
wittygirl 8
I'm sure you have a 99 cent store in your area you can pick up some deodorant, cheap, affordable, and no skin burn. As soon as you get time go get some there.