Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
BFF4L
Canada
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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Comments (129)
iammenotyoi 4
You haven't lived until you've used pine-sol as body wash
LoveOfHate 4
I've done it!!!
AvikC818 8
Foul bachelorette frog
inferiarmy 0
It's called a shower
5t3ff1k4h 47
If you don't put deodorant on after you shower, you're still going to stink. Have you even hit puberty yet?
guskaufman62 1
That Febreze shit is hardcore mab
rachelg6188 0
Now how does that work when febreeze is a spray and deodorant isn't?
5t3ff1k4h 47
You do know that some deodorants come in spray form, right?
Briget_fml 3
At least you will not stink!!
lovepandorasaver 11
Well hopefully your work week is over now and you can go shopping, the fact you FML'ed it at least we know it was a last ditch effort.
hateevryone 15
It's called buying some deodorant.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
I do this all the time as a joke xD
kei1108 13
Doesn't it feel good to be resourceful?