Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML
Today, I overheard a conversation between coworkers, during which my name was mentioned, then, "and then I followed her around for a bit, but she didn’t do it again." Everyone laughed. I've no idea what I did that was so funny. FML
Today, I applied for a job at a local store. As I walked out the door, I heard the manager read it out loud and everybody else laugh. FML
Today, I gave my boss a nickname. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately, "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML
Today, I found out my boss likes to shit talk about me when I'm not around. The best part is that I don't know what I've done to piss him off. FML
Today, it's job interview day. In the elevator on the way there, I overheard potential candidates talking about the boss of the company, mocking his alleged lack of credibility. Who's the boss? Me. They don't know that yet. FML
Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML
Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I got a phone call from a number I didn't recognize. It was a man with a speech impediment, and I began imitating him. He was the manager of a store I applied at. He wanted to arrange an interview. FML
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Top comments
missyj0 12
Don't be so uptight, OP. They're only joking around.
Cad6 24
Go up to the manager and tell him you like how he idolizes you. That'll make him stop, if you want him to.
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Comments (61)
carlovr435 10
Don't you hate when your the first commenter and don't know what to write, well thats me.
Cad6 24
I also hate when the first commenter mixes up "your" and "you're".
tellithowitis 13
How about you don't comment then you idiot... We don't want to waste our time reading something as stupid as that.
missyj0 12
Don't be so uptight, OP. They're only joking around.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Exactly. If you worry about what everyone else thinks then you will be miserable. Hates are gonna hate. I say F them all and live life like a boss. Most of them are just jelly anyhow
Feared 9
Those that mind, don't matter. And those that matter, don't mind.
Annpop 1
Awesome quote (y) :D
laurenobrien 4
Don't worry, laugh with them before they laugh at you
toenibbler 14
It would seem as though it's too late, they already are laughing at OP.
laurenobrien 4
True, true lol my mistake
Inferring 7
Make an impression of them!
mpsteve137 15
Just mock your manager and then... They will just have to act like themselves.
Cad6 24
Go up to the manager and tell him you like how he idolizes you. That'll make him stop, if you want him to.
LO388 7
I kind of doubt that would make him stop.
SkoomaKi 28
#57 - You underestimate OP's power!
bglen21 4
You know, going and crying about it to your online friends would help.
DocBastard 40
Don't worry, I've seen it and it isn't that funny. She has your "always visible thong" nailed, but she has your ridiculous "I'm too sexy for this office" walk all wrong.
l0v3p4in 7
Doc, I think you got it backwards. She perfected the "I'm too sexy for this office" walk, but can't quite nail the "I have a stick up my ass" face.
Furrywhiplash 14
23- There is a simple solution to help her make that face; it involves a stick, and her ass...
sincerelyjay 13
Mockery is the greatest form of flattery. At least, that's what mother told me..
VitalDisplayII 0
Find out dummy
l0v3p4in 7
The point of the FML is that OP tried to find out what it is but can't, dummy.