Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
Now introducing: "Peebreze"
cyttex 13
Oh the joys of college.
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cyttex 13
Oh the joys of college.
JustinKirby 20
Aww that stinks!
StillUsesMyspace 22
There are tons of different types of febreeze 23, the stuff we have at my house is liquid and comes with a screw off top.
ChevyRedneck85 13
Yeah, how'd that work out lol
bigNaKeD 9
Some of the febreeze bottles are just traditional squirt bottles and aren't pressurized.
StillUsesMyspace 22
49, as 68 said, there are spray bottles that are non - pressurized liquids. This is exactly what I meant when I said the type I have is a screw off bottle. I guess I should have been more clear, sorry! Also, it wasn't a public bathroom it was the dorm. That means the febreeze was probably placed there by a college attendee.
BVBarmy_girl 22
Now introducing: "Peebreze"
JMichael 26
This is original
xChaos 29
This is gold
HiNowDie 17
Available in two scents, pissy lavender and asparagus.
Wizardo 34
Introducing Golden Rain and Yellow Snow - permeate the air with death, peebreeze.
Sam_d07 10
marketing genius
incoherentrmblr 22
Introducing: PeeBreeze from the makers of PissWasser...
JoseIsAdork 31
I'm shocked there wasn't a sweet pee scent written on here. oh well. still, FYL, o pee.
Internetdude 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
damn, another reason to stay away from college
Mike09220 14
Um no.
Kyuzomi 12
And quit your education I'm guessing? Seems legit.
rocker_chick105 31
College > high school
harshallmeim69 9
Are you dumb? if your using the "I'll pick the wrong degree and spend the rest of my life paying it off!" argument then gor to community college first so you can spend less money. If you feel it's tge degree you want you can transfer.
TopHatNinja68 6
Skip it go to uni
mcm_3 16
You've got an even weirder smell now friend
Nordrag 26
well, at least now OP knows what the current smell is.
mcm_3 16
True enough
flashback.miss 28
wash your stuff, and keep your clothes and a new bottle of Febreeze under lock and key?
RedPillSucks 33
Well, now you know to wash stuff instead of trying to cover up the smell with another smell.
myusername83 10
Maybe they were in a hurry and were going to wash it when they could but had to use a last minute resort at the time:)
chevygirl23 17
Maybe it was something he couldn't wash
elmatador615 12
I don't want to go to college now
laurenasabutton 26
Yeah you're right, this one off prank totally outweighs the benefits of a degree.
elmatador615 12
I was just joking?
murdersquirrel 15
jokes are supposed to be funny, not laaaaaame.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
New drunk bum scented Febreze.
graceinsheepwear 34
Never trust communal grooming products. Haven't you read enough Nair in the conditioner bottle stories?
ilovemsminaj 13
Not sure if being kidnapped or in febreeze commerical
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Uh...?