Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Top comments
ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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cinder2theblock 0
We do tht all the time on the boat as marines when supplies get low, also substitutes for doing laundry
DJLbackhand 4
I'm totally going to do that thanks(^_^)
hefb 0
Been there done that
SammehDx 6
Lol totally done that before.
cott0nballs 7
Dafuq just go to the store and buy deodorant.
whadduuppp 0
Lol I totally did this today. Better than smelling like rotting fish
Balling_Dior 4
Did it work
mrm929 2
If I tried that, I would probably die... I'm not saying it to be funny, I could die from doing that. You see, I can't breath in Febreze, or stuff like Febreze... (Is hoping this is the comment thingy and not a FML post thingy (I just made an account BTW))
sageism 6
My ex once used the Windex that smells like febreze. It's my favourite story now.
V1993K 5
When desperate...