Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Top comments
ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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Comments (129)
rubberduckie94 13
You kids today with your fancy febreeze, back in my day we sprayed Lysol in our pits when we ran out of deodorant. And we liked it!!!!!!!!!!
randomguy77 2
Snooki?
tweetbaby14 18
Febreze and spray tan are two completely different things.
allthatandmore 0
Agreed with 115
stopsignman 0
what If I took a shower every month and a half? would that not be weird?
wiseguy69 0
Deodorant isn't that expensive is it?
deliriousbasil 0
we've all been there...
emit97 8
There is a gross guy at my school, and that's all he uses. He smells disgusting.
GimmeFive 10
That's really bad for your skin Just shower with scented soap next time
tebanny77 4
Done it! Way to be resourceful!
Spazz420 7
Once I forgot to apply deodorant before a dance class, aerosol air freshener does the trick too! lmfao
PimpcessA 0
Don't worry you just took a Ke$ha Shower!