Today, my daughter came crying to me that her boyfriend cheated on her. I'd like to comfort her, if it weren't for the fact that she manipulated him into cheating on his previous girlfriend with her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I spent hours consoling my girlfriend for getting dumped by the guy she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML
Today, my daughter's 14-year-old boyfriend confessed, in front of her, that he only went out with her so he might have a chance to date me. My daughter isn't speaking to me. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, my daughter came to me crying because the boy she’s been rejecting for 8 months stopped asking her out, and is now dating someone else. Apparently she secretly liked him and is mad he gave up. That boy dodged a bullet, but I still have to put up with her crazy ass though. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today I gently tried to break the news to my now ex-fiance's daughter that her Daddy and I weren't going to get married after all (he cheated), but that I still loved her with all my heart. She responded by punching me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into a huge fight with her mom over the phone. After the fight, she looked ready to cry so I went over to comfort her. She went straight past me, and started confiding in her creepy, extremely expensive dolls instead. FML
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QueenSaru 28
I mean statistically... if they'll cheat WITH you, they're going to cheat ON you. So... sucks to be her, but...
Marcella1016 32
Man I totally misread this fml lol. Now it makes sense. Yeah what goes around comes around, leopards don’t change their spots, etc.
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Comments (5)
Marcella1016 32
So...how does one do that?
QueenSaru 28
I mean statistically... if they'll cheat WITH you, they're going to cheat ON you. So... sucks to be her, but...
Marcella1016 32
Man I totally misread this fml lol. Now it makes sense. Yeah what goes around comes around, leopards don’t change their spots, etc.
Alan Staff 59
Happens to the best of us :)
Grizz8831 14
either he is really dumb and easily convinced of things or he's a slute. This situation happened to my sister a few times, both due to her cheating or them cheating with/ on her... it is hard to feel bad, especially since they pretty much reinforce that cheating is alright.
SJKatt 15
It's quite clear that he is a serial cheater and would have cheated on the previous girlfriend with whoever was around. The idea that your daughter "manipulated" a man into cheating is laughable. Dude cheated because he wanted to cheat. It is sucky for her to have thought he was gonna change, though. To be honest, HE manipulated HER into thinking the cheating was a one time deal, because she was so "special".
JasonThorn 23
"Honey, when a man commits to a relationship with the woman he cheated with, he's not validating the relationship...HE'S CREATING A VACANCY."