Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
TuteBananaCupcake
Dayton, United States
Autopilot
Today, I used the last of the toilet paper to blow my nose while taking a dump. FML
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Santa Fe, United States
The jug of shame
Today, I had a Zoom meeting. I tried being professional by setting a virtual office background, but during the meeting my computer glitched and revealed my real background: a pile of dirty laundry and a jug of Arizona Tea. My boss couldn’t stop laughing because he thought the jug was a jug of piss. FML
Anonymous
Happens to the best of us
Today, I was working from home and accidentally turned my camera on when I joined a Zoom meeting, while not wearing pants. I had to pretend I was having technical difficulties to quickly put some on. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
Unprofessionnal
Today, I was in a Zoom meeting. I usually have tape over my camera and pretend it's busted so I don't have to perform like a circus monkey, but I forgot that I'd removed it to chat with my cousin last night. I was halfway through eating a mango when my boss paused mid-speech and said, “Is now really the best time for that?” The meeting went silent. FML
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RichardPencil 32
You dummy! All you had to do was mute your smell and you'd be fine. Look at the tool bar: First, there's the microphone icon. Click on it to mute your sound or unmute it. Next, the camera icon controls the video. What you need is the third, the poop emoji. Click on that and your stench doesn't get transmitted through the "tubes."
sickerthanyou 13
Wow, technology is amazing!, now you can smell over video!
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RichardPencil 32
You dummy! All you had to do was mute your smell and you'd be fine. Look at the tool bar: First, there's the microphone icon. Click on it to mute your sound or unmute it. Next, the camera icon controls the video. What you need is the third, the poop emoji. Click on that and your stench doesn't get transmitted through the "tubes."
Cody Engelke 18
I... what. It took me a few moments to realize what was wrong with this, then it clicked and got worse. (Edit: fixed grammar)
sickerthanyou 13
Wow, technology is amazing!, now you can smell over video!