Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
BFF4L
Canada
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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Comments (129)
perdix 31
If I got hugged AND sprayed in the face with Windex, that could be my perfect day! So, in a word, yes, and a blast of blue ammonia would be the topper!
rayna19 2
That is seriously not good to put on your skin. I would not recommend you doing that again.
peachezthelette 22
I use lotion when I dont have any deodorant.
prod9 0
Ohhhh come on everybody has done that! That's NOT an fml, more like been there done that hahaha
cleifmastersix 3
what's so wrong with this I love the smell of febreeze
BrysGirl27 14
Hahaha savvy
89Delta8 0
I did that all the time in basic training
canucks92 0
Clever boy
apple1 0
I've done that, but I used sun screen
agreedtodisagree 4
I use my smelly armpits to scare my little brothers away.