Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
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Top comments
chili10 18
Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?
GoW_Chick 15
You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D
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GoW_Chick 15
You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D
moop256 10
No she just has awful armpit hair.
datguyuno 5
8- Too bad OP is a guy
moop256 10
I am not completly convinced and wtf is that fish drawing about I like see that everywhere what the hell.
MustangGirl72 9
I think it's some Pokemon thing.
moop256 10
I'll google that...
chili10 18
There's a party going on under op's arms.
Blueglasscup 18
That aint no fish that's a Magikarp! And when it evolves it evolves into a strong ass Gyarados.
moop256 10
Everyone hates on the foreigner for not know about western pop culture...
imepelepticsir 5
aww how silly of you
shoopd 19
23 - Pokemon was created and first became popular in Japan. Not exactly "western pop culture".
TourettesGuyFTW 26
moop, if you don't know who magikarp is..... just get off the internet. Now.
XkatrinaX420 7
Thank god, and I thought I was the only one who keeps their silly string in the bathroom...
babjak 6
You are so right. Too funny. May they should try coffee before doing anything
mr_torch91 1
Why would you be using spray deodorant? Are you in junior high?
KeyboardWarrior 10
Moop there is a blue 'male' symbol up in the top right corner. Convinced yet?
shanemaximo 7
"Armpits?" So you actually did one then the other before you figured it out? The wheel in your head was turning but the hamster was dead.
ositoakaluis 16
well did it?
xlord 27
What did 'it' do this time? That it is very naughty
RoseTintMyWorld 8
Yes.
ScaughtieHolden 11
I think this was for the other FML where the cut on OP's arm looked like a ******.
Benelli_SkM 0
^probably
aaronfuegopop 7
I do that every morning it isn't weird
TourettesGuyFTW 26
no, it's a little, er, silly... don't you think?
lebronesque73091 12
How is that possible? XD
poprocksss73 7
Haha this reminds me of a friend who did it with hairspray and wondered why it made his arm pit hairs stiff!
AllyC1023 4
You should of doused some mouth wash on em instead. Minty fresh, yum.
Roevera 14
Do you intend on tasting his armpits?
MustangGirl72 9
Sure sounds that way.
GoW_Chick 15
There might be a fetish for that, who knows, I think I'll have to check the archives.
moop256 10
^^^ if there is a foot fetish I'm pretty sure that can be a thing...
Roevera 14
I bet she's drooling over armpits doused in mouthwash, as we speak.
AlwaysCracked 6
31- I know I'm sure drooling over them.
AllyC1023 4
No I don't intend on tasting them. Lol just thought mouth wash would be better then silly string of course. Id say it's a better alternative. Lol
chili10 18
Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?
Roevera 14
So if out of no where there's a party, OP's ready for it!
WCARlover 35
I literally lol'd picturing this, thank you
ninjuh_wingman 29
It must have made you smell great.
robotchicken19 0
Did it do the job?
SAMMILLER098 2
Ooh what colour??
ImInYourFACEbook 8
*OP gives his friend a high five* Friend: What the-?