Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
BFF4L
Canada
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
unfortunate_13 5
aren't most deodorants cheaper than Febreze too?
rr1chard17 1
Hey it's all good! Keep it fresh!
TayonaC 10
It's like using Carpet freshener as baby powder.
mel_aka_mic 5
26- Talking from experience?
Xquisite1 28
40- It's called an ANALOGY, no need to be a bitch by insulting #26.
MizzErikaHart 8
It's like using whiskey for mouthwash.
blackheart24 10
Sounds like the hobo who uses windex...
SilverGTP99 8
I use febreeze as cologne..
Cad6 24
Trying to find deodorant should be a breeze OP. Like #1 said, you shouldn't even break a sweat trying to find a can. Now, while this can wouldn't last you for Eternity, I'm sure you can find some way to Escape from using that Febreeze. Maybe you can add some good ol' Spice to your day by not worrying about how you smell and being your self. Most of the deodorant companies that claim they smell good are just full of hot air. Plus, deodorants have varying smells of different Degrees. Axe yourself this: Is deoderant really that much of an Obsession that you had to use Febreeze?
Eiregal2 10
Oh I do enjoy your puny posts!
ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Icejza_DaChilla 7
Armpits smell because of bacteria that grows in our perspiration. Salt inhibits the growth of bacteria. When desperate and out of deodorant use a heavily salted solution and it'll get ya until you can buy some legit deodorant.
allthatandmore 0
Shouldn't you always have deoderant though?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
71 - Not everyone can afford deodorant. It's like eight ******* dollars for one stick, and not even the good kind. OP, my advice is if you have a boyfriend or husband, just use their deodorant stick. It's alot better than spraying yourself with Febreze, which, in my opinion, smells like shit.
guesswho62 0
my mom did that for a parent teacher conference
tweetbaby14 18
What deodorant are you buying that's more than five bucks?
allthatandmore 0
87- my dove deodorant costs $4.
deceivedandlied 19
I don't know where you buy deodorant but most dollar stores sell them for a buck. 8$ is outrageous, I buy secret for $4.
DustyStorm 16
Done it.....when ya don't have pit-stop right there you'll try anything!
DustyStorm 16
How is this getting thumbed down? Pitstop is another term for deoderant. It's a great idea when ya don't have any other options! Been someplace and realize you've forgotten? It's a great fix!
blcksocks 19
Tough times, eh?
LO388 7
Still better than Axe! :P
mlkeb73 0
What kind was it and if it smells good and it works for you your set
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Punctuation... PUNCTUATION.
mlkeb73 0
Wow
warfighter1775 5
Use axe instead just not too much of it
iamabamf 17
She's a female. And that's still gross.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
62 - It's not a bad idea using men's deodorant/cologne, at all. It's WAY better than Febreze or that putrid-smelling Axe/Tag.
Shafreeka 8
They just put out a really good smelling Axe for ladies.
K_kanaka 26
well it beats walking around with smelly armpits.
l0v3p4in 7
If not, I think it should become an FML match-up.
TrippingOnAcid 29
Did it work? ._.
borkchop1992 15
Its an upgrade
ycrem0n 21
What's next, Windex as perfume? Lysol as mouthwash? Mr. Muscle as shampoo?
alliegraywords 13
Sadly, Lysol was actually used for feminine hygiene in the 50's