Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
BFF4L
Canada
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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nichelback3505 0
Thats bad for ur skin. Could get a chemical burn by using that
burro_fml 6
No one gives a crap about their armpits...
Rocky007 15
How very resourceful.
rattusrattus 19
It's called 'improvising' and 'being a student'. If you're not a student, then... what?
dwhitlock 6
If it makes you smell better then I say go for it.
cmcmluver 0
*we blind folded these people to see if they can identify the smell that was covered up by febreze* -blindfolded person smelling armpit sprayed with febreze- it smells like horrible bo *febreze, gets tough oders out* /small print/ as long as it isn't massive bo. don't try to cover it up with this product bo take a shower!
The_Hitdude 12
Well until DocBastard gets back out is Idiot Dictionary, I'll take on the bugger: An ad by Frebreeze: "We blindfolded these people to see if they could identify a stench masked by Febreeze." Person Blindfolded:*sniffs armpit* "It smells like B.O.!" Slogan: "Febreeze, gets tough odors out! ....unless it's B.O. Then don't use this product. Just take a shower!" Hope I did good! If you're reading this Doc, give me your opinion!
perdix 31
If you believe the commercials, Febreze can make people think they are in a clean, fresh house when really they are trapped in a filthy, stinking hole. You may be onto something.
Mkbitch 2
Great! Now you have irritated but fresh-scented armpits.
Taymah49 7
Are you seriously that broke?
BlondeForever101 6
Hey you'll be doing it in college all the time:)
immaMonsta 8
Well I guess you'll be fine as long as you don't make a habit out if it.
DocBastard 40
You DO realise that plain old water cleans very well and is free, right? Right?
bspiper87 7
#37 Docbastard....show me some free water...cause i need in on this shit..why am i paying $65 month water bill? Guess im the idiot
DocBastard 40
Have you ever been outside when all that wet stuff is falling from the sky? I never knew YOU were the one paying for all that! Thanks, buddy!
l0v3p4in 7
Where I live, the rain kind of smells rather unpleasant. I definitely wouldn't suggest OP to shower outside here, she may end up smelling worse than when she started.