Anonymous
Everett, United States
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
OopsieDoopsie
Ridgewood, United States
Been there before
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
ParkerRommel
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Shattered
Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
Anonymous
Ireland
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
LemonTree
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Hungary
Broke boy
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
BFF4L
Canada
The pits
Today, I was running late for work and grabbed what I thought was my deodorant. Turns out, it was my husband's foot spray. Now I'm at the office smelling like a combination of roses and athlete's foot. FML
Albert
Useless
Today, I used up the last of my deodorant for a business meeting on Zoom. FML
Anonymous
Lexington, United States
Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
dirtyclothess
Today, my mom informed me that she doesn't wash my clothes anymore. Instead, she sprays them with Febreze to "save money". FML
Anonymous
Today, while at work, I was trying to locate the source of the really bad BO wafting around, when I realized I'd forgotten to put on deodorant this morning. I have 5 hours of shame left to go. FML
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ArcticPuppet 0
Hey, at least you didn't resort to rubbing cut up citrus fruit on your clothing.
Palirose 22
It can't be that hard to buy some deodorant. Js or better yet. Take a shower?
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Comments (129)
firsties 5
When in doubt ferbreze it out
music_woman1 11
That's when you know you're in trouble
krewer21 1
Lady is a loser
olpally 33
You're an asshat... If you don't have anything nice or helpful to say, then don't say anything at all.... As for op, take a shower or go pick up some deodorant already... Febreze is not the best solution.. :/
Ani28 10
It's unfortunate how if OP had put "accidentally" instead of "actually", a lot more people would be saying FYL and not YDI. In my opinion, FYL :( x
tweetbaby14 18
Well it wouldn't make sense if OP said accidentally because febreze doesn't look like stick or spray on deodorant.
Nyx7 24
Yeah that's kinda hard to mix up
wildsweetchild 19
Well i guess now you smell like a sweaty rainy forest ...
mrszane93 5
"gets rid of any odors"
Bigboned38 0
Lol broke ass
parpora 0
You smell good ?
elpopsw 0
At least you smell good! Just make time for a shower later yeah?
daniofnd 0
Same, same!!!!