Today, my brother and I woke up early to get a sneak peek at our Christmas presents. We found our parents having sex on the couch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, my family decided to break tradition and wake up at midnight to open presents. I didn't find out until I went downstairs to get a glass of water in the middle of the night, and found wrapping paper and empty boxes everywhere. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML
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Top comments
Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
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Comments (88)
swaglesshipster 23
Well ho ho ho
JMichael 26
Tis the season!
pjsr 33
Or "You little hoe hoe hoe" if Santa likes to talk dirty
anonymous100000 17
did you tell them you saw? I would make them feel embarrassed and have a rule in place to not have sex in the open. especially with you home.
qilinnaamossh 11
It is the parents house they pay the mortgage so they can do as they please. If the children are over age they should just move out or be more cautious
kerstileann 26
Just because its your house doesnt mean you can have sex where ever you please. Especially if you have other people living with you. And plus it is extremely hard to just "move out".
brand125 17
41 - im pretty sure its illegal to have sex in front of children because thats really pervy (if intentional) and its likly theyre too young to move out, so i think youre wrong...
Dunmerdude 13
Maybe they were trying to give you a little brother for Christmas?
Enslaved 38
"Well, can dad flip mom over and do it doggy style because I'd rather have a puppy!"
Duckzy 16
I heard Santa was real good at stuffing stockings...
lnheritance 19
Spreading the Christmas magic and miracle, obviously.
devildog562 33
They need to unwrap presents too!
KK3137 31
Pretty bad planning there.. If they wanted to give one for Christmas, they should have started around March..
amadeclton 27
I'm just glad they didn't see Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
IvyOswin 17
Being out the brain bleach
chefcow 17
They didn't account for shipping then
pam241 15
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
hugozac88 22
SURPRISE!! Mother *******!! Lmao
saxitus 13
Santa had a little distraction...
Epiccake 15
Merry xxxmas
aruden 25
Someone was still getting their stocking stuffed by Santa.
Manosapo 18
The gift of Giving
tonyfan00 38
My opinion on the comment: So is this that big gift that they were told about the past 3 weeks...? My opinion on the FML: On the one hand, they deserved it because they went snooping. On the other hand, you'd think the parents would choose a better time to have sex...aka when the kids aren't home. Overall, it's a tie. So, I press both buttons. YDIFML
fuckercakes 21
I was about to vote YDI but then I read the last sentence.
cadillacgal79 32
As if you've never been curious what's under your tree.
Silk_Routes 14
its a sexy start...
igg125 30
Surprise!!!