Today, my girlfriend yelled at me for not showing up to her mother's birthday party. I didn't go because I had to finish a project for work over the weekend. This is the same person who refused to go to my father's funeral because she, "didn't feel like getting dressed up." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I canceled our wedding that was scheduled for tomorrow because my fiancee's father passed away unexpectedly this morning. She got furious when I told her, because she still wanted to go through with it, and said that her dad would have wanted us to. Now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML
Today, my boss informed me that I'll have to work all weekend to finish a project that's due on Monday. This wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact that my ex-girlfriend is getting married on Saturday, and I was supposed to be in the wedding party. FML
Today, my girlfriend ended things. We'd had issues because of my communication skills and her confidence, but we were working on it. The last straw? That I couldn't stay with her one night because I suddenly had to go home and take care of my sick mother. She then asked to talk and said I was neglecting her. FML
Today, my girlfriend is locked in the bathroom crying because I didn't buy her anything for Valentine's Day, even though Friday, at her suggestion, we agreed not to exchange gifts because both of our birthdays are a week away. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't attend her dog's funeral, and was therefore an insensitive bastard. I couldn't attend because my mum has cancer and I was driving her to a hospital appointment. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I didn't call her in the last few days. I tried to explain to her that I was out at my grandfather's house in a remote place with no cell service to stand by him on his death bed. She thought I was making excuses and called me a lying bastard. FML
Today, I got accused of ruining my girlfriend's birthday, all because I accidentally got her the same birthday present as her mother did. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to treat me out to dinner and cake for my birthday. My mom felt left out and yelled at my girlfriend in an angry tirade. My girlfriend went home. I'm spending my birthday, alone in my room. FML
Today, I was yelled at by my mom for not communicating to the rest of my family about the zoom call SHE planned and asked for. The call was to celebrate my birthday. Apparently, it was my responsibility to coordinate it. FML
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Tartara 15
Now I would have dumped her after the funeral incident. But you didn't, so I doubt you will now. You probably have some excuse to make up for it, like she's the perfect girlfriend in every other way, or you love her. But from the limited 200 character fml you wrote, she sounds like a selfish, unsympathetic, one ticket trip into crazy town that I for one don't have time for. You probably won't, but my two cents is to run. And YDI for not leaving her sooner when she already showed you her colors.
cp399 14
Dump her
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cp399 14
Dump her
Tartara 15
Now I would have dumped her after the funeral incident. But you didn't, so I doubt you will now. You probably have some excuse to make up for it, like she's the perfect girlfriend in every other way, or you love her. But from the limited 200 character fml you wrote, she sounds like a selfish, unsympathetic, one ticket trip into crazy town that I for one don't have time for. You probably won't, but my two cents is to run. And YDI for not leaving her sooner when she already showed you her colors.
mazor 22
What he said.
sophiehelen 32
I couldn't agree more. Something as selfish as not going to a parents funeral would be a deal breaker. Who needs someone in their life who won't support them in hard times
Moerighan 23
Oh, one of those.
ArcaneBullshit 21
Now I'm not usually one to go for the immediate "dump them" approach but, if she's not willing to be with you in such a dire time of need, when you need all the support you can get. There's no future with her and if there's no future with someone there's no point in continuing the relationship.
OhPuhleeze 23
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IMO you should've dumped her after she refused to go to your father's funeral. but you did not. I'm assuming that you're either butt ugly, or she is stunningly beautiful, or she was with your child. Perhaps she has other qualities like she is filthy rich. Either way, if you did not dump her for a legitimate reason in the past, you are not going to do so now. Carry on with your life after whining over it here. You're not getting my shoulder to cry on though. YDI mate.
Suaria 38
If your partner is not supporting you in times of need or in work but expects you to support them, that is a one sided relationship and will not work out. My suggestion is to break up because it does not sound like the best relationship.
mariri9206 32
You should dump her, bro. It sounds like it's a very unfair relationship where she expects you to do things for her, but for her to not have to do anything for you. It's not healthy and you deserve better.
MandySkittles 18
Why in the world are you still with someone who refused to go to your father's funeral for such a stupid reason? Normally I'd say yeah f your life but in the case you invited it in by staying with someone so horrendously selfish. My mom passed away in 2015, if someone had given me that excuse for not attending her funeral while we were dating they'd have been gone without hesitation. Honestly, what reason could you have for continuing a relationship with someone who is like that? It's absolute agony when a parent dies.
RichardPencil 32
IHYMXGF I'm getting tired of writing that out.
seasonedtoast 19
I hope you mean ex girlfriend
Bridger Walczynski 12
Leave the bitch, too self centered. Just by the two incidents named I can guarantee there have been and will be many MANY more...