Today, I found out I'm an uncle. Normally this would be great news, except I have spent the last 8 years thinking I was her father. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Today, I found out that I’m not the father of my “son” but I'm his uncle. The only thing my wife did was to shrug and say, “Shit happens.” FML
Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I found out that my 6-year-old son was named after my wife's "Favorite Uncle" because he might also be the father. FML
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out that the weird guy that lives next door is my biological father. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Sue your brother for back and future child support.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I'm so sorry poor kid. I found out the same thing same age. If you're on the birth certificate you can sue for custody
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RichardPencil 32
Sue your brother for back and future child support.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I'm so sorry poor kid. I found out the same thing same age. If you're on the birth certificate you can sue for custody
Regis Bent 12
The way I read it I thought you found out the girl was your sister. Yeah thats rough, yeah either Sue for child, or divorce her on grounds of infidelity.
Guillaume Deschênes 7
why not both
Regis Bent 12
I guess, but it sounds like the guy still loves the daughter very much, and it is a shitty thing for the mother to do but still shouldn't make the daughter pay the consequences. Especially when the daughter finds out the truth, that's going to cause years of therapy.
NellyFC35 19
I'm so so so sorry