Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
ImSparkly 9
Did he at least say bless you?
Super_manic 1
Is your boyfriend's name Christian Grey?
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (46)
ACCOUNTKILLER 18
So then ask him to stop- don't expect him to be a mind reader or pick up on hints and you really don't get to be upset about it if you didn't communicate that anything was wrong. He might have thought that you were enjoying yourself.
Kristoffer 35
At least you didn't chip the bone.
manofmerr 27
Im assuming you know which fml you're commenting on, so ha. if not, shame on you for tricking me.
FalloutScrolls 25
Sometimes you just gotta take the good with the bad.
Lalala579121 28
And there you have the facts of sex.
GreedyGreedo 10
well hey
pjsr 33
"What's a mood?" - random person with a penis
Bearsmomma 30
Painful sex. Spouse doesn't care.... I mean, he's getting his right? That's seems to be all that matters. Yes, no, stop... Just words! FYI life OP, and welcome to mine daily. FML too.
polsen4273 8
Sex is painful to you daily? Please explain.
torrea 19
This FML made me laugh so hard.
tehlandbear 1
not all heroes wear capes
FMZiggy 22
Did you sneeze, or did you "sneeze"? because if it's the latter he might have thought it was part of the show...
faifai_fml 21
I gotta know--did you just start wiggling around, or did you actually say "ow, stop"? Because if you didn't actually say anything, I really can't blame the guy.