Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl and everything was going great. As I took her back to her house and walked her to her door, I leaned in for a kiss. She seemed to really enjoy it, so I went for another but as I leaned in again, I sneezed uncontrollably, shooting her face with saliva and snot. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, while kissing my girlfriend's neck, I sneezed a blob of snot onto her. She told me that "it doesn't matter", while hiccuping a bit of vomit. FML
Today, in the middle of asking my girlfriend to marry me, I sneezed so hard that I farted. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
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Top comments
bug56 0
turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc. sneeze continue. Are you braindead?
DynamicDave 11
Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!
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Comments (55)
lifesize_barbie 0
lmao!! this is seriously hilarious!! hahahaha... fyl... hahahaha
austinryansmith 0
dude I feel sorry for .......HER lol wow
JinxTheMagician 0
turn your head you fukin mong!
Bloxygen 0
haha I love the word 'mong' but seriously turn ur head
TeagaaanBee 0
aha sure, you "sneezed" all over her face.. gotcha ;)
christianpulis 17
Someone's roosterteeth fan
slushmo 0
Hopefully you have a normal relationship where you feel comfortable saying "I have to sneeze" at which point you can just lean next to her and quickly half-sneeze (you know, sort of holding it in with your tongue but letting most of the pressure out) and nothing bad happens. I can't imagine what position you'd be in where you can't aim away from her face.
theshadow013 0
This is hilarious. Had I been the girl I would've giggled after going EWWW!! But it would've been funny, nonetheless.
DynamicDave 11
Haha she got bodily fluids on her in two places at once!
sunsetxcrash 3
That would be an immediate breakup for douchebaggery.
bug56 0
turn face to the left, away from her face/body etc. sneeze continue. Are you braindead?
perdix 31
Tell her she should be glad you didn't sneeze all over her "intimate bits."
GillesDeRais 0
You know, you can turn away and use your upper arm/inner elbow for that sort of thing. I've done the same more than once.
Mortanious 0
Hahahahahaha YDI, and if that ****** up your life, I don't want to hear you cry when she queefs. Geez you're going to cut yourself now?
theshadow013 0
LOL Seriously! And imagine the tragedy if one of them happens to fart during sex. A healthy relationship, you can laugh these things off. After all you're only human :D
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
I swear I've seen this same FML before, word-for-word. o_0