Today, during sex, I somehow sneezed hard enough to really hurt my neck and shoulder. But don't worry, writhing in pain doesn't ruin the mood. My boyfriend just kept going. FML
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Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. I got a little too enthusiastic during it, and wound up cracking my neck loudly, and had to stop while the pain settled down. FML
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend were just about to have sex and I was so excited to do it just like the movies. He carried me up and just as he was about to lay me on the bed he sneezed, dropping me at the same time. I hit my head. Now I have 12 stitches where my eyebrow used to be. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML
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ImSparkly 9
Did he at least say bless you?
Super_manic 1
Is your boyfriend's name Christian Grey?
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Comments (46)
Super_manic 1
Is your boyfriend's name Christian Grey?
jakey94_boss 8
Tell him you won't swallow next time. That'll teach him.
atradr 8
Yea, that'll teach 'im. ...
Jay18 22
well how was he supposed to know she was hurt
ImSparkly 9
Did he at least say bless you?
Fsvb 32
Asking the real questions.
Frabens 1
Get back at him next time you guys are having sex pull out a hammer and bash him in the face with it. That'll teach him. ;)
Sevarog 13
Umm... wtf?
Nina825 21
Just wow .... I think you will be getting hammered in the end
LyricaSilvan 30
I really hope you're joking...Though even as far as jokes go, that's over the top.
TMO2142 25
FML staff can you like... ban this user? This is over the top
Lalala579121 28
Aww man, I'm here too late.
Arkham_Callabero 15
Can someone tell us what he said
manofmerr 27
Can Anyone tell us? The curiosity is killing Someone, and No-one will be very upset if Someone dies.
TMO2142 25
something about hammering his face
HollyQuinn 21
He probably thought he was doing a good job.
WeirdUS 30
Kind of sad how many guys don't pick up on something like this and think it's them doing a good job.
tounces7 28
Unless she actually said something, he can't read her mind.
WeirdUS 30
It's not mind reading it's nonverbal cues. If she was in that much pain I'm sure there is a difference in the way she sounded that should've been a clue.she may have been in enough pain where she couldn't say stop meanwhile she still getting railed yelling stop may not of been a possibility try fingering a girl while she's on the phone see how well she keeps her concentration know apply that to the situation
ishitrainbows 2
Or he pretend he didn't realise she was in pain because he's really selfish.
Danne696 14
#24 She sneezed. Assuming OP didn't scream it would be hard to figure out she was in pain due to a sneeze. Or he could just be a sadist that loves the fact that OP was in pain, but I'm a optimist so I'm going to assume it was ignorance over sadism.
Nina825 21
It's really sad and heartbreaking when guys don't even feel the need to stop in situations like this ...
RichardPencil 32
If you're writhing in pain, he thinks it means you can't handle his monster dong!
ishitrainbows 2
Even if that's the problem he SHOULD STOP. Now go back to call of duty you 12yr old kid.
Inkoseh 33
What if he thought it was a new noise of yours? You could have just said 'stop' as well. Guys don't always get the hint! Although we don't really know how bad the situation was just from what you wrote. Get well!
cuz803 46
Did you say anything like please stop?
WeirdUS 30
she probably wasn't able too if it was hurting that bad and he was still going at it.