Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
Today, I worked up the courage at lunch to sit next to the girl I've been in love with for 3 years. Everything was going great. That is, until I sneezed and my retainer shot out my mouth, and landed in her lap. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I was snuggling with my boyfriend on the couch. We ended up falling asleep, and when I woke up I felt a slobberly substance running down my face. It turns out, my boyfriend drooled so much, it filled my ear and overflowed onto my face. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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Top comments
boatiebanter 0
"YDI for having bad teeth / not looking after your teeth" Really? The vast majority of people who have braces have them to correct something they could not possibly have any control over, like misaligned teeth or an over/underbite. Not looking after your teeth gives you cavities, not braces.
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
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Comments (192)
easlehc 0
ohh, devo!! I always mocked my friend saying that it was going to happen to her but I never did. poor you sorry xxx
Yulia_fml 0
ah teenage romance :)
Jordanxxlll 0
shit happens tell him to get over it
andruha1123 5
at least you had a bf... ydi for having bad teeth
advent2060 4
yea I think this is fake sry only time I've ever heard of this happening was in the movies
glen12 0
fake I had braces, there are no possible places where 2sets could get tangled
Freeze_fml 17
It's possible that the hooks for the bands got tangled if they were really going at it.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Am I a cruel person for laughing my ass off at this?
HybridTheory_fml 0
7- I kinda feel ur desperate.. Every single FML involving a bf/gf u comment on it saying atleast u have a bf/gf.. :S 15- You and everyone who laughed at this are going to hell!!:@ *BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA*
bradmason 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
15- no lol i chuckled at this as well lol, if they looked after their teeth they wouldnt need braces and OP wpuldnt be boyfriend-less lol
andruha1123 5
15, yes, see ya in hell
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Okay I'll see you guys there then.(: There are alot of bodily fluids depicted in this post. :P Yum.
godofcyanide 8
19 - You are aware that most times, kids get braces because their teeth naturally don't align right? It has nothing to do with personal tooth care. All three of my siblings had braces. I could have had them if I wanted but was told it wasn't necessary. My three siblings all were fanatic about oral hygiene. Me... not at all.
jadedwaitress 0
I don't think I've ever heard of someone getting braces because they have bad dental hygiene. I had braces because I had a large gap between my front teeth. Bridges, crowns, cavities, gingivitis, etc. are more likely to have to do with poor dental hygiene
UberMouse 1
That's really not true, I have braces because I was involved in a car accident when I was young and it screwed my teeth over.
RedPillSucks 33
@15, Yes TaylorTots, you are a cruel person for laughing. Welcome to the club, there's cookies and cake for everyone.
omgtacos 0
7 why is your towel bloody?
omgtacos 0
7 I also feel your pain **** anti flood
SpyderMonkee 0
Braces can't get stuck together to the point where they can't be separated. I've tried. Not trying to be a dick, but I think this is fake.
omgtacos 0
44 actually they can, it happened to my friend once
jplumbob 4
7 I will smack you in your ******* mouth and then you can get braces.
SpyderMonkee 0
How? The closest I got was getting the band hooks hooked on each other, and it wasn't too hard to undo that. Maybe post is real, I just don't know how you could get stuck like that.
arandomboy 0
ydi for sneezing in his mouth
NzxtZ06 0
Best. Make. Out. Session. Ever.
paperisuseful 0
39 thats notblood
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Ew, I don't like cake. D: Cookies and icecream instead?
awesome1145 0
it's like that one song about there barces got cought while kissing
00yoda4 0
eww nerds kissing :(
TaylorTotsYumm 10
NERD POWER.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#91 Don't diss the nerds! There are some hot nerds out there. :P
arandomboy 0
94 are u Hispanic or black? I think black but can't tell from ur pic.
arandomboy 0
oh wait. u cud b white too. forget me hehe
locomotion 0
You guys must be thirteen. In which case, no one cares.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#96 Me? I'm white...
taco_ninja_son 0
19- You can't stop having to get braces.... It isn't from not taking care of your teeth. It's from them just simply being crooked, too close together, or too far apart.
Cookie21_fml 0
15: I laughed too xD
ILoveMyXbox 0
96 your a ****** retard
xvolleyballerx 0
lmao I'm sorry but that's halirous! :)
PineappleEspress 0
108 but he got the hot girl to day words to him. success. rofl
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Lol, I love 96's name. :D
Tripout 0
TaylorTotsYumm I'm VIP to hell we can walk in together I'll show you around
Tripout 0
OOOHHHH OH OH OH IM A NERD!!!!! I'm also a jock . lol yes there are nerdy jocks out there . if I could get a pic of myself on here through the itouch I will but my computers retarded n I'm too lazy to fix it right now
Dante1337 0
way to be a dick, 7. sometimes people get braces cause they like them. or thier parents make them. it's not about bad teeth.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
OOOOOOPS! I meant number 98's name hahaha
blackllama 0
hey 7 stop being a douche unless you purposefully screw up ur teeth you can't control it so stfu.
adrii09 0
LOL!! Series of unfortunate events :p sad day for you, OP... lol
pingpongpickle 8
u guys are retards. people get braces because their teeth are naturally in the wrong place .and op; what ar you,13?
ItsFriedRice 0
Haha. Middle school puppy love.
armendariuz 0
yeaaahhhh lmfaooo so i guess that makes two of us
richp 0
#94. I'm a hot nerd. damn hot.
sicpupyz122 0
15 no ur not:) i did tooo
degrassilovur 0
hahahhhah;; lmao. you sneezed in his mouth ?! that's gross..!!!
newmanlyman3 8
braces suck a**
ash92_fml 0
Looking after your teeth has nothing to do with braces, ********! It's caused by the way your teeth grow not not looking after them you dim-headed *******.
whydoinothavepan 0
welcome to the dark side. ;). we have cookies.
pussylikka69 0
no, i laughed my ass off too haha
ermkrmr 0
19, if you know anything you would know that it doesn't matter how well you take care of your teeth, it matters if they're naturally crocked. Use your brain.
trittykitty 7
What?
PedoPancakes 7
#174 well now that their in the dark side, should we tell them we lied about having cookies?
towboatdude 0
sounds like you need to be more careful. and he's a dum ass
FuckMyLife195 0
well tbh I wouldn't wanna date someone it that was a possibility of happening again. 0.0 FYL
mollyjynxjax 28
Says he who can't spell *dumb* correctly
xMrAndyTranx 4
Reminds me of this one time when i had braces and i went down on my girl..... uhhh nvm
awesomechick618 0
4- goddamn, that thought made my ****** hurt 0.0 eep
JBetterton 0
wow... lol
mahamii_93 0
HAHAHAHAHA FYL!
andruha1123 5
it's funny, cause someone just called me a fatass.. which one am I?
Freeze_fml 17
Nobody called you fat. Get your anorexic thoughts out of here.
andruha1123 5
1st fml, comment 13
Freeze_fml 17
He was talking to the OP, not you. I thought that was obvious.
andruha1123 5
sorry, I fail dam antiflood argh
bradmason 0
9- u retard! of course u can! if u dont brush ur teeth day and night then what do you expect?! you dont naturally get bad f***ing teeth, nd every1 stop bein an a**h*** and bullying andruha...priks