Zippyzoo
United States 🌶️ Spicy
That'll do it
Today, when my boyfriend was about to orgasm, I suddenly sneezed all over his face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WorstMedicalBill
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting it on when I realized I had to sneeze. Not wanting to sneeze on her, I tried my hardest to hold it in. When I climaxed, I couldn't hold it in any more and sneezed all over her face. FML
anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend was about to sneeze. To avoid getting his new tablet wet, he chose to sneeze right into my face instead. FML
gross
Australia
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
sneezeattack
Aurora, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML
snotface
United States 🌶️ Spicy
You coming?
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She started panting harder and going, "AH, AH, AH..." and I thought she was about to come. Next thing I know, there's snot splattered all over my face and neck. Turns out it was a sneeze. FML
thornrose22
United States
Do it again
Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. After about five minutes, he sneezes violently on me. I don't know what's worse, him getting snot all over my intimate bits or the fact that the sneeze felt better then what he was doing. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
SierraDiaz2097
Vardaman, United States
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Achoo
United States
Love is…
Today, I was making out with a guy I really like. Midway through, he stopped and said he had to sneeze. After waiting several seconds, he said the urge went away and we kept making out. Ten seconds later, he violently sneezed in my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
Brevard, United States
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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LetsJamSam 0
did he say "god bless you"?
Sipos 0
LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.
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Imdead 0
#5, you're full of shit. As for the poster, that's pretty embarrassing, but so is a queef and we don't really care. So what if you sneezed. If a chick sneezed on me, I'd just wash my face. Not like you did it on purpose.
maiximillion 0
we will see who is full of shit, itll be you. being sneezed on is a bit of an embarrising moodkill dontcha think?
yourstruly888 0
Its more like payback if you have ever finnished in someones face. its called Kharma
Imnotreallyblack 10
yeah, it's probably just super embarrassing, plus we don't know if it was his first (while with her) so she could feel pretty bad about it, especially if she worked really hard for a long time to get there..
Eir_fml 1
I might have stopped and laughed if that happened. @7: I dunno, it's adorable when a small animal sneezes, but when a human does it's kinda usually loud and messy. @9: haha, ew.
Sipos 0
LOL. I bet it was actually pretty fun for him though, muscles clenching and all that.
50lova 0
lmao
LetsJamSam 0
did he say "god bless you"?
anniewilson420 0
haha... holyy that sucks ass..
curran1 0
that sounds kind of hot
Brucey 0
YOU'RE SOOOOOOO GOOD LOOKING!!! :)
_violet_ 0
apparently there's a theory about this. people that sneeze when having sexual thoughts. so it's not abnormal
elloelle 0
hahahha! ewwwwww.