summinay
United States
Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML
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XStinaMichelle 0
Always pee before you put your dress on! Even if you think you don't have to go! Best advice I was given on my wedding day...
SPC117 5
Atleast it wasn't a video?
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SPC117 5
Atleast it wasn't a video?
tellithowitis 13
Someday you will look back and laugh at it, or atleast they will....
mlb58 0
They should put them on Facebook.
fthislyfe 22
15: I agree. Terrible moments turn out to be hilarious when time goes on and you think of them.
TheClumsiest 0
true
leogirl95 12
But you still got to pee, so that's what was important
Keyman1212 14
At least it wasn't a shit?
MagicallyFat 12
I feel like all weddings go bad at one point. But congrats on getting married! True love is hard to find
n_epic_fail 14
I bet you wish you just eloped, don't you?
baconftw 9
This is what makes weddings fun, something always goes wrong.
tjv3 10
balls and bullocks that would suck sorry lass
GL1TCH3D 0
That must be awkward xO
flamegrilled123 3
Pics or it didn't happen
rudegirlmania 10
Awkward maybe but if they're her bridesmaids I'd hope they've already had this sort of bonding experience xD But in all seriousness, she will laugh at this one day and be glad there are pictures to help her remember it
Bakachu 7
...Sounds like you had the time of your life.
Bakachu 7
I see that sarcasm is unwelcome here... >3>
SwedishDerp 3
Yep, it's strictly forbidden
Bakachu 7
Alright then..let's try again. ...Sounds like you had the most awkward time of your life.
ikickgingers 15
*queue dance sequence with Patrick Swayze*
rawrriri 8
3, you do understand you have 15 thumb ups correct? But now you've just dug yourself into a deep dark hole..
eviIpotato 0
Pictures or it wast real. Preferably sent to me :)
Alysin 14
Ah memories..
likasumboooodi 0
solution: break the camera
doctorwhogirl 0
then she will be a party pooper and no one likes a party pooper
bengermin 5
Or solution: bridal diapers (they actually exist).
Nanall 15
Or delete the pictures?
Epikouros 32
@46 Reality stole my joke again...
RecklessJellyBea 7
Another reason why I'm against flashy wedding spectacles.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Taking a piss is a flashy spectacle? Wow, you're not hard to impress.
Toowoo 3
Lol true bridesmaids right there
hzsambo 3
ha ha ha ha ha ha
RuCheezBurger 10
Sounds like the start of a **** film!
chickenwalrus 14
A janitor walks in while mopping, "Oh sorry ma'am. Do you need help?" "That'd be great sir" the woman says seductively. Then whoevers watchig it skips to the sex.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You into that pissing fetish, eh 10?
XStinaMichelle 0
Always pee before you put your dress on! Even if you think you don't have to go! Best advice I was given on my wedding day...
HomeAl0ne 20
Nah, just pee on your dress. It's not like you're ever going to wear it again anyway.