Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Show off
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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Bob31_fml 4
i love that the teacher is encouraging stress relief through violence. Not through, say, a game of basketball, but by throwing the ball at the wall. Awesome. Public schools are really getting better and better.
xxXChiiXxx 2
RME.
triplethreat13 0
Actually, teachers are supposed to teach healthy ways of relieving stress. Throwing a basketball at a wall is a violent and aggressive (not to mention unhealthy) way to do it, and teachers can easily be fired for making students do that. Plus, if it came back and hit you, you were too close to the wall.
_jdreaming 0
gnr! Sorry to laugh but you got to admit that you would laugh too if it was someone else
timothyD12 0
lol, omg that is ****** up, the teachers idea, you doing it, you throwing up (wtf?) and them laughing at you (even worse)
Hulege 0
If you rage throw it, it might be unhealthy, but calmly throwing ball with a wall is actually very stress relieving.
definatelywierd 0
I hope it's okay that I got a half boner from this
LOLPWNTHAHA 0
Learn your history. i am not saying there is more than one species now, but there used to be several. look it up before you say stupid shit.
Tiefling_Tasha 0
Why would people laugh at that? I never understood why people thought seeing someone get hurt was funny. And why are people defending gym teachers, they're on the bottom rung of educators, and seem to be only good at harassing students. When I was a junior in high school, a gym teacher forced a new student in another class, a painfully shy freshman girl, to participate in because he apparently thought her doctor's note was not serious enough, or did not apply to the baseball unit in class. He made her be catcher. The girl ended up getting pelted in the side of the face with the bat, and both the teacher and the students were too busy laughing their butts off to realize in time that the girl was now in the middle of a grand mal seizure. It turned out later than her doctor's note directed teachers to bar her from strenuous activity and bright or flashing lights because she had recently been diagnosed with epilepsy. Long story short, the teacher got fired, and sued by the parents. The girl was in a coma after the seizure for something like four days, and even after she recovered never came back to the school from the humiliation of it all. You'd say 'Why did the freshman participate in class if she knew she had epilepsy?'. Other students in the class all consistently told about how Coach had harassed the girl near to tears with threats of suspension, and bashed her condition and self confidence until he wore her down enough to agree to be catcher. And all these same students agreed that it was funny. Gym class needs to be reformatted to be less overbearing and violent. And someone getting physically hurt in class is NOT funny and the gym teacher, who is supposed to be professional, should be the last person in the class to laugh.
Keeper88 0
Cool Story Bro
Tiefling_Tasha 0
It's not a 'cool story' and I am not a 'bro'. -.-'
Anteezy 7
Brool story co.
moviemaniac97 0
very stress reliving
dismayed 1
That is pretty much awesome.