Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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godsrightnutsack 0
haha. teacher win. but fyl.
aaaaa2p 0
You won't find a PE "teacher" or "coach" that isn't an idiot. It deserves an iron punch to the face.
gonzolove 0
I'm sure the teacher tried their hardest NOT to laugh. You know those times where you watch someone get hurt, and you know you shouldn't laugh but you just can't help it? I think this is one of those times.
bdfortin 0
Wow, learn how to aim.
Dcvictorious 0
Lol, come on, My P.E teacher was awesome, if you can't take someone laughing at you then really you shouldn't do P.E cos your always gonna do something stupid that everyone will laugh at, bad one throwing up but learn to laugh at yourself or you'll get eaten up mate
aaaaa2p 0
"awesome PE teacher" is an oxymoron. Emphasis on 'moron.'
Dcvictorious 0
And how's that exactly? Maybe cos you got bullied in P.E? I did but I still aint complaining cos where I live, P.E teachers don't torture you. Mine was a laugh and I respected him. Don't go calling me a moron cos you were shit at sport and life
Person1233 13
P.E teachers are bastards even if you're good at sports. I had this fat asshole as my P.E teacher one year, I'm pretty sure he delayed gym class once because he was masturbating to a picture of the principal in the bathroom. And if that wasn't **** on the front of his shorts, then I don't know what else it could have been.
Dcvictorious 0
Yeah that sounds like it sucks, I had all 4 of the P.E teachers as mine at one time or another but all of them showed respect to the students. One wa a stuck up Bitch, one was a spineless knob who was made fun of by the ppl who were good at sport, he could get angry though, another was a bit of a twat but he was the head of P.E but he was always alright to me, and the last one was a pretty great guy, even when he caught me up to no good like 3 times, he let me off, he could be strict but he was a generally great guy and I liked him, he was one of those, please the student ones and would just let us play big games, he was more of a mate.
aaaaa2p 0
The "emphasis on 'moron'" part was at PE 'teachers,' not you, #34. And here, they ARE the bullies. "What's that? You're legs are tired from running a mile? WELL STOP BEING LAZY AND RUN ANOTHER! Blood clots in your legs? I'm smarter than any stupid ol' doctor, so don't listen to him and RUN AND GET THOSE CLOTS OUT OF YOUR LEGS!" Hell, the only people with the stamina for this shit are the ones in Track, and they don't have to do it because they're in Athletic PE. All they do is lift weights for an hour. Thank god the school board fired my lazy asshole from last year. He came to class eating Lays, drinking a Coke, and yelled at us for talking about anything unhealthy. Now if only they had the sense to get rid of them ALL.
allmidnighteyes 11
BOMBARDMENT, BOMBARDMENT! I hope you don't destroy Willie's shack with your giant frozen dodgeball tomorrow.
waterynuggets 0
LOL Simpsons reference FTW
null_fml 11
Lesson Plan --------- December 25: DOUBLE BOMBARDMENT!
TheOthin 0
You didn't laugh? I probably would have.
Allornone 35
while I've never tried it, I imagine it's pretty hard to laugh while you are throwing up
riku3220 2
******* WIN right there.
nateduh 0
ydi for throwing like a girl
ItsAlexFool 0
She threw like a girl for a reason...
FlyingTomato7 0
That's the defenition of epic failure.