Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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chloe_grl44 0
what does op mean?
redbluegreen 41
Original Poster.
Starchild21 3
No it means Operating Penis. Get it right. __________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99
FMLgodlyperson 0
YDI for being a retard....
Tsumetai_fml 0
ouch getting hit in the stomach and actually puking that's gotta be the worst i can feel your pain i've had a basketball hit me really hard in the face it was thrown by my gym teacher >.>; actually it hit me in the forehead and to make matters worst the night before i got a concussion on the back of my head from slipping on some ice and hitting it on concrete so the back of my head was still hurting from the night before when i get hit in the front in morning gym class 'ouch' >.< couldn't even describe the pain, one good thing i didn't faint in the middle of the gym and cause a panic, no i passed out after i went to the side to sit down (yeah i'm one of those idiots who don't go to the hospital)
aziankev 0
lol u fail rofl. teacher win fyl rofl:rofl:lol:rofl:rofl ____^____ / [ ] lol==== ____________] I I ---------------
lomare 0
damn...that sux that u threw up
insomniac_855 0
you relieved everyone elses stress :D
Starchild21 3
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Starchild21 3
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kellster 2
Sorry, can I clarify? You hurled (pardon the pun) the basketball at the wall and didn't watch where you threw it? Seems like that's just asking for, well, a basketball in the gut/face/place where the sun don't shine, but that's just me.
SizeMayVary 0
Thats so awesome... sorry to hear bout that chick but goddamn that is funny