Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I got hit so hard in the head by a dodgeball that a contact popped right out. To make matters worse, I continued to get hit as a futilely searched for it. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML
Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, my school's 6'2, 270-pound, 375-pound bench-pressing football superstar knocked me unconscious in one hit. With a dodgeball. FML
Today, I was doing squats at the gym. I caught my reflection in the mirror, got distracted by how awkward I looked, and lost my balance. I fell backward onto a medicine ball, rolled into another person’s legs, and took them down with me. We ended up in a sweaty heap. FML
Today, I went to a water park with a group of friends. As I went down the water slide, some complete turdwaffle of a kid in the water kicked his leg out in line with my crotch. The moment I hit the bottom was the moment I think I became sterile. FML
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2ndSucks 15
Target neutralized!
fatgirllovesfml 0
Balls to you!
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Truth_Nazi 0
Ouch...
btnhdude 0
My pouch...
HowAreYouToday 34
What a grouch...
flockz 20
gonna ice my balls on my couch..
pie29302930 0
That what she said.
Keyman1212 14
**** you combo breaking as son of a bitch. Sorry I'm such a grouch.
cudi504 4
I hate combo breakers
THE_A_TEEN 28
I'll vouch for everyone that we all hate #19.
Keyman1212 14
That SHOULD say, "combo breaking ass son of a bitch" but my phone doesn't like it when I use bad words. **** my phone!
youcunthole 0
Playing dodge ball is what separates the boys from the men
flockz 20
i can vouch that i am a grouch when i slouch on the couch and hit my pouch and scream OUCH!!! actually i say "****" but that's irrelevant.
rkmepm 16
@43- thats if the ball hits at the right place, otherwise its what separates men from women
blackheart24 10
I don't have balls, but I feel bad for op... Hopefully he can still have kids.
pie29302930 0
God damn, I didn't read the other comments before I posted. I was in a rush. And I too will hate myself for being such a dumbass.
LiyIa_fml 8
And I was actually enjoying the rhyiming that was going on... :( and poor op! I love dodge ball but i dont like when people get hurt while playing it :(
blackheart24 10
Haha dodgeball the movie is so kick ass. Imma go watch it...
charlie14670 0
This ain't the matrix it's dodgeball...
nikChick447 6
haha nice onee
TinyDude 10
So did that guy get any points?
MyEpicDemise 7
That is... *puts on sunglasses* painful. Expected a pun huh? :P
CheckMyProfile 17
I hope u r ok now :)
bloodraven412 5
YDI. One for calling all the other people idiots like a judgemental twat, and two for attempting to jump over a dodgeball. If it is coming at you, unless it's low, you don't jump. Especially if it's ball sack high WHILE you're jumping, you can't jump over that shit. Dodge to the side.
dre_bro11 12
126, not really. I was actually hoping you'd put the sun glasses on because you were about to leave, but it seems you didn't.
Llama_Face89 34
82- I can only forgive you if you tell me that you're a Habs fan.
tweetypie 18
POW! Right in the kisser.
kelsiaj1999 0
At least you yell it like it is :)
fatcowmalk 0
Ydi for being at school on a Saturday...
fatgirllovesfml 0
Balls to you!
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
SNIPED!
cudi504 4
Actually its no balls to him
ironwords 8
Balls2that
CabooseWins 0
There's your problem OP, you forgot the 5 D's of dodgeball: Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge. I don't see shit in there about jumping.
liggity 1
I agree 85
asoptavlo14 6
Lol dodgeball...
chelseaaababyyy 17
if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball !
SirSquishyPants 1
You gotta hide behind other people too occasionally, also you said dodge twice #85
KailyKii 11
#97 I think thats the point.
killersexy 1
Yeah win
murlocholmes 5
No "The balls in your court" joke?! Wow... I'm a little disappointed...
beautious19 8
It's from the movie Dodgeball, to say dodge twice.
mduffy08 8
BOOM! Nut shot!
angrymexican 8
"the idiots on the other team" thAt was unnecessary
Daralea 21
HAH! No offspring for you, skippy!
juliahockey 0
Nut up or shut up, bro!
HeyImPayton 0
I love zombie land :)
DinosaursAreCool_fml 8
12, Although that was said in zombieland, 3 wasn't referring to that movie, it's a dodgeball reference.
aruam365 24
Are they still playing dodgeball in middle and high schools? I hated that. Middle school dodge ball was humiliating even if you were good at it... luckily when I was in high school we never played it.
juliahockey 0
At my school, we play it just for fun if it is too cold out. Our class just makes teams and stays inside so we don't have to stand in the -10 Celsius weather
nattynatters 14
I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.
nattynatters 14
I freaking loved that game! Or the modified and slightly more awesome warball.
madHatter11 0
I LOVE WARBALL!! :)
aruam365 24
106- We did when I was in middle school but, we didn't when I was in high school. I liked it when I was little. But, I didn't when I was older.
kimee21_fml 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
This sounds SO painful! Ouch! :/
Llama_Face89 34
LIES! It actually sounds quite enjoyable.
MrKlutch 1
Epic in slow motion
flockz 20
BOOM NUTSHOT!!
Buttsexpirate 9
I guess deadshot's being hired to hit kids in the nuts now huh?
LacyWings 3
LMAOOOOO
supersixfour 7
sounds like he got... *puts on sunglasses* penile-ized YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Drummerboy1234 0
^ absolute win.
ceilingfans 1
This sounds like it would be more epic in slow motion
False_Stupidity 42
#160 yeah, super slo-mo, and watch the expressions on the OP's face as the ball hits and his nuts get squished...
blick457 4
Sack attack
2ndSucks 15
Target neutralized!
natashax21 5
Correction. Sterilized.
flockz 20
correction. targets.
slushpup9696 12
Correction: neurtered
pedosmurf 7
Tango down
pedosmurf 7
Tango down!
thallpma08 4
Been there. That sucks.
dfens 8
Who says 'ballsack?' Fake and gay.
Cmdr_Shepard 17
Maybe instead of jumping around like you're a ballerina , you should be trying to take the other team out. You may think that you're a total badass jumping and dodging, but you're just exposing your snowglobes more.
youcunthole 0
I hate the ******* who stand in the back and just try to dodge, they contribute nothing to their team
KK3137 31
Haha 14 - your pic is so suitable for this FML :D