Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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Comments (145)
sublime93 0
OP, and now the internet is laughing. Is that what you wanted?
Eaglestrike117 29
It must've hit you in the jejunum! LOL
jessicahouse 0
i would of cursed the teacher out
chowyuk 0
why is the pe teacher an ass? just because he laughed who wouldn't have. he toled the to throw the ball at the wall how is he suppose to know that the ki was gunna hit himself not like he said throw the ball at slow fat kids to relieve stress
RideOorDiee 0
Ahh my teacher was a jerk!!! He failed me my first year of highschool then look who i got last year for 10th grade pe... Mr oh lets fail the freshmen!!!! Ahahha he was pretty chill tho...besides the fail brittany part... Grr >:( ahahaha :]
gangsterbert 0
I HATE BLACK PEOPLE.
dreamagain_fml 0
What your teacher laughing about. It's not a funny thing.
godsrightnutsack 0
fail at being a human being #84. there is only one race, the human race.
Star18lk 0
ok number 1. Wtf does this have to do with anything and number 2. Racism isnt good and we could use less people like you in the world. *shots* (:
Star18lk 0
Of course you would laugh. You immature ass hole