Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, I was messing around in computer class when somebody called my name from the hall. Trying to be smooth, I tried rolling my chair backwards out into the hall. The wheels wasted no time jamming and sending me crashing face-first into the floor in front of everyone. FML
Today, during a basketball game, I fell into metal chairs which then decided to fold in, causing me to fall to the floor in a very dramatic and painful fall. When I stood up, so did everyone else and they were all clapping, including the other team. FML
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, my friend was picking on me at school by constantly tapping on my shoulder. At recess I had enough. I felt the familiar tap on my shoulder, and I drove my elbow into what I thought was my friend's stomach. It was my Principal. FML
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yeahrenee 0
happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it
nobody_special 0
that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!
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nobody_special 0
that sucks. next time, stick with the whoopie cushions!
kee_breezy32 34
the irony!
BigDstewy 6
Don't worry about it! Must've been a skinny kid if he broke his arm.
uncletom_fml 0
you got him good, didn't you? do you go to a big ten school or something? or is basketball a big thing where you're at? further more, do you have one of his coaches as a teacher/professor for anything? if so, i'd love to be sitting in the next class you have with one of them. that would be great.
dsbs 9
Boo hoo he cant play basketball, it's the end of the world.
Amkii 0
Ha! Nicely done! Now, hopefully, he won't be pulling that trick on anyone again soon. Well, he wouldn't even be able to, but... yeah. lol! I did something like that to my sister once, and everyone got sooooo mad at me, even though she was fine! People are weird.
csigabajnok 0
That'll teach 'im! However, don't let the stupidity of other people drag you down!
Andywastook 0
Lots of bad things happen to you eh?
takemeaway_fml 0
he deserved it...definitely not your fault
yeahrenee 0
happened to me at a pool party. this girl pushed me in with all my clothes on and everyone thought it was the funniest thing ever. later i pushed her in with her bathing suit on and she fell and cut up the whole back of her leg and needed to wrap it
know_your_role 0
that's his bad for being so brittle. he shoulda been injured long time ago if he couldnt take a spill.
Edmund_Dantes 0
there are a lot of bitter nerds here. You're not only a dick, you're an unoriginal dick.
Austin Kp 8
All he did was do what his friend did to him. How was he to know he was gonna break his friends arm
NotoriousMandog 0
Who breaks their arm when they miss their seat sitting down?
jessiana7 0
Exactly #28! How in the world did he manage that? The basketball star must be really uncordinated.
Pixelatedpotato 28
Only thing I can think of is him sitting on his arm... Why though is my question.