Jules
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pregz
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
United States
Whta? How? Why?
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
full moon
Ottawa, Canada
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Ugh
Montreal, Canada
Assumptions
Today, I was teaching when I saw a student leave her chair and brazenly head for the door. I clapped her on the shoulder and said, "Going somewhere, miss?" She vomited all over my pants. FML
sara
United States
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
A matter of some urgency
Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked, "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being a smart ass said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk… and me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my first day back to school after break. I wasn't feeling well, but I decided to go anyway. I threw up in the hallway and shit myself at the same time. I waited in the office for my dad to come and get me for almost an hour while wearing dirty underwear. FML
musicteacher
Bethania, United States
Record breaking
Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML
swana99
Woburn, United States
Today, I went to my first class of the year. The first thing the teacher said was, "I hate this f*cking school." FML
quickfingers100
United Kingdom
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher. FML
sicktomystomach
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Last splash
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Top comments
exileonmainst 16
Good, you've asserted dominance now. That'll make the teacher think twice before they teach again..
Dave_Davington 34
There's only one way to make things right. In order to balance thing out, you must now have diarrhoea on the principal. Trust me, at this point, it's really your only option.
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exileonmainst 16
Good, you've asserted dominance now. That'll make the teacher think twice before they teach again..
Dave_Davington 34
There's only one way to make things right. In order to balance thing out, you must now have diarrhoea on the principal. Trust me, at this point, it's really your only option.
marysue354 10
at least she'll always remember you
really_dad? 14
Now beat up the toughest person. No one will **** with you anymore
Lobby_Bee 18
A puke a day, keeps the teachers away.
Littlehop 0
Hey this is my fml afterwords I went to the office with my teacher my teacher changed I went home afterward bout a week later I passed out and freaked the same teacher out I'm fine tho
Im_anonymousey 3
Trust me, you'll look back on this memory when you're done with school. And you'll actually love that you had such a memorable start. Good luck with the rest of the year!