Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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nateduh 0
also, all the ppl sympathizing with you and saying the gym teacher sucks or is dumb are probably all fatties or nerds who got picked on in gym class cuz they couldn't make themselves passable athletes. So sick of crybabies who thought dodgeball was the hardest part of their day. Any normal person would laugh their ass off at that shit.
glock17wielder 0
...unless you were the person vomiting. Seriously, FYL because your gym teacher is not the sharpest tool in the shed. Studies have proved that catharsis doesn't work, and in fact, makes things worse.
roflcobra 4
Gym teachers are useless. Even if you were athletic, you learned from your sport's coach (who either taught a real subject or was a volunteer with a job somewhere else) and not the friggin gym teacher.
Exhumed 0
first
dick_gozinya_ 0
this is quite possibly the worst fail ever. i hope this was intentional.
lyricsandaname 0
That sucks. Lyrics: Because you had a bad day You're taking one down You sing a sad song just to turn it around You say you don't know You tell me don't lie You work at a smile and you go for a ride You had a bad day The camera don't lie You're coming back down and you really don't mind You had a bad day You had a bad day Nickname: Pukin Patty[no,you nickname does not have to match your real name]
riku3220 2
It's always the gym teachers and coaches that are the coolest. It's because they're always around the kids beforer, during, amd after school and they know how the teenage mind works. They always give the least amount of homework and make the most boring classes seem like the most awesome subject in the world. The only coach I've had for a teacher who was a bore like everyone else was in 9th grade English. He was the "Shut up and read" kind of teacher.
Amysbodybetrayal 0
I had a really cool PE teacher in middle school. Like you said, she knew how teenagers were. She even knew which kids in her class smoked pot after school. (Kinda weird, not sure how she figured that one out..) But after we ran our weekly mile some of us would sit around and talk with her, and she was soo cool most of the time.
Dcvictorious 0
Win on that, but they still deserved it.
glassisass 0
i really respect the P.E Teacher. any other teacher would have tried to help you somehow and that would have made it more emberresion for you. he just laughed. any one else would have too. P.E teacher are always the best teachers. and so are coaches of sports that teach. but really... what did you expect the teacher to do?
Allornone 35
not laugh
317crystal 0
"everyone should to relieve some stress"? I feel sorry for you, but if you're going to post something like this on a very public website, take 30 seconds to proof read, lol.
iScarli 0
awwwww..... that sucks VIRTUAL HUG! (it makes you feel better) :D
Dcvictorious 0
Who says it's a guy?
dahockeymasta12 0
null i thought of the same thing! lol i love the simpsons