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somewhere, somewhere 36 years-old

Noname 13 March 2009, 00:38 United States

Today, I got a $200 ticket mailed to me for drunk driving in Maryland. I have never been pulled over for drunk driving and I have never been to Maryland. FML

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Rosie 13 June 2012, 16:07 Wesel, Germany 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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