Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the first day of school, I threw up on my teacher in the middle of class. FML
Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML
Today, my hiccups got so intense that I threw up in the middle of class. FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, during gym class, I wanted to show off in front of my classmates by doing a headstand in the middle of the gym. I wanted to hold the position, except my shirt came out of my pants and exposed my belly and breasts to all my classmates. Everyone burst out laughing. It was so embarrassing. FML
Today, I ran a mile for my gym class. While I managed to cut two minutes off my time, a few minutes later I felt dizzy and nauseous, which I thought was because I pushed myself too hard. I collapsed and vomited in front of everyone. Not a single person moved to help me. Not even the teacher. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I was feeling adventurous and decided to freeball it to school. As I went to sit down during first class, I managed to sit on my own balls, scream, then collapse on the floor gasping. My teacher thought I was screwing around and gave me detention. FML
Today, one of my idiot classmates decided it was a good idea to throw his water bottle across the room to his friend. Unfortunately, I was sitting in front of his friend. I now have a very noticeable bruise and bump near my temple along with a headache. Everybody laughed at me. Even the teacher. FML
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Eashag 3
Lol FYL, stupid teacher.
Juli_fml 0
your teacher sounds like an ass
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Comments (145)
pipsqueak7 7
aw...those jerks! i hope you feel better soon
ogloc 0
YDI for trying to play sports. Get back in the kitchen bitch.
mochiko 0
#61 knows what he is saying
ogloc 0
Oh what a surprise! It's a girl insulting me. You know I'm right.
Person1233 13
Sexism =/= Cool. Trolling bitches =/= Cool. You = Fucktard.
ogloc 0
Pointing and giggling? Sorry, I'm not in kindergarten.
null_fml 11
Why not? Did you wander away again while the teacher wasn't looking?
godsrightnutsack 0
those who can't do, teach. those who can't teach, teach pe.
jessxoxo28 5
awww, thats terrible. i hope u feel better. ur teachers an ass. next time, throw the ball at his/her face
FerrariCake 2
You could probably relieve more stress by kicking your PE teacher in the nads.
happyemokid8181 0
Oh...=_( that sucks as many balls as a prostitute... I hope you didn't have lunch near then cuz I wouldn't be able to eat after and if it was before, it wouldn't have been pretty. I hope you puked on the teacher! Dick would deserve it. Remember that peptibismol is your friend..., And to anyone who says that it's only the fat kids who hate gym: YOU'RE STUPID!!!! I know a lot of athletes ( including me ) who hate gym!! So HA!!! SUCK IT!!!
oxrox 0
Call the principle.
CaeliLady 0
That really super sucks. Lol, leave it to the PE teacher to be a jerk, too. My PE teacher in high school was like that, too.
iFruit 0
Right on, mercyFML (yep, i'm a girl).
iFruit 0
Gym is shit. For me, anyway. Not fat, but not built like an althlete either. Not everyone who hates gym is a fatty!
anniemeece 23
Same. Anyway OP, that sucks. I can't believe people on here, or your teacher. They seriously laughed when you were in pain and puking? Uh, how is that funny?
Amysbodybetrayal 0
Personally, I hate gym because I very strongly dislike sweat (my sweat, that is, I don't care about anyone else's sweat). I really don't mind breathing hard and working my muscles, but I hate feeling sweaty and hot in all my other classes for the day. If I had a choice, I'd have PE at the last period of the day so I could go straight home instead.