Today, my mother in law basically said I deserve my breast cancer, all because I declined to take part in one of her "March Against Cancer" events a while ago. I guess donating money to cancer research instead of going on a meaningless march really messed up my karma. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML
Today, my sister-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer. My mother then confided in me that she suspected it was a prank to get more money from our family. FML
Today, a cashier asked me if I would like to donate to breast cancer research. Since I have already made my donations this month, I politely declined. The cashier snorted and said, "Maybe you'll feel differently if someone you love got cancer." I'm a two-year survivor. FML
Today, I got into a heated argument with my mom. Apparently, my seeking medicinal treatments for my cancer is blasphemous. According to her, I should just pray my cancer away. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with breast cancer, enduring months of tortuous chemo, having painful radiation treatments and having had my tubes tied, I realized I’ve become the butt of an incredibly cruel cosmic joke. I got pregnant from the one-night stand I had to celebrate beating cancer. FML
Today, my mom called me a "heartless bitch" for eating the last Hot Pocket. This is coming from a woman who, just last week, faked having cancer to get out of a speeding ticket. FML
Today, I saw a Facebook post from my mom about my cancer, how she’s exhausted caring for me, and quit her job to be by my side, blah blah blah. The woman hasn’t set foot in my house in 11 months after I got a restraining order against her, and my "cancer" is a mole I’m getting removed next week. FML
Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML
Today, I called my mother to tell her about my terminal cancer diagnosis. She responded with, "What makes you think I care at all?" before hanging up. FML
Today, my mother told me I'm going to get lung cancer. Because she smokes. FML
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Top comments
llamarrama01 21
What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!
HollyQuinn 21
Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3
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Comments (103)
llamarrama01 21
What a bitch! Good luck in your recovery and keep strong!
SAGARCo 19
She doesn't have breast cancer; I don't think.
rlak111 19
"Basically said I deserve MY breast cancer"
SAGARCo 19
Oops. My mistake. In my defense, I just spent 22 hours binge watching corpse party to get in the Halloween spirit. Well, anyways, that sucks OP. I really hope you get better soon!
whassallt26 13
What a sick bitch
LilMissCanadian 22
Your mom sounds like a total bitch! Good for you for donating money to things that you think are important. Get better, sorry you have to suffer cancer yourself.
darshini_ii 24
She said Mother in Law
LilMissCanadian 22
Sorry, my bad! *mother in law sounds like a bitch
LuckBeNimble 19
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HollyQuinn 21
Cancer is a bitch, just like your mother in law. I really hope you get better <3
YourOpinionSucks 22
Well, there are a lot of creative and fun ways to make someone's life hell, I suggest you google some. (Signing up for UPS gives you 25 free shipping boxes. Times 100 accounts = 250 boxes on her porch that she has to pay to remove, my personal favorite). Stay positive and strong, with the support of your loved ones (excluding the monster in law) you'll get through this.
hoosierholla 17
This was probably just a typo, but in case it wasn't: it would be 2500 boxes
Mauskau 36
You get free boxes for signing up? Let's not tell cats about this.
Mcstud1y 30
My prayers are with you OP. And for your mother in law, she's a bitch.
Tripartita 45
Cancer is just one of those things that seem categorically undeserved. I mean, sadists, psychopaths, killers seem undeserving—it's just such a tedious, insidious disease.
rabid_otaku 29
Try TDR pulmonary tuberculosis.
Tripartita 45
You're too kind, but I'll pass.
beeferjay 34
kindly tell your mother in law that Jesus loves her and you're praying for her soul
GingerFace09 13
I don't even think Jesus could love that monster
Lalala579121 28
"Jesus loves us all, except for you. You're going to hell."
NodakN8V 25
Your monster-in-laws a bitch. Sorry OP for the news. My moms stage 4 ovarian so my thoughts are being sent your way
bapbap_fml 15
She's a total bitch, do not listen to her. I've experienced something similar and it took me awhile to realize that the problem was really with the other person, not me.