Today, while playing hockey, one of my teammates decided to swing her hockey stick like a golf club. She missed the ball, but managed to hit me right in the vagina. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I went to a hockey game. While warm-ups were happening, my favourite player pointed at me and tossed me a puck. It bounced off my hand into another girl's, who was a fan of the other team. She refused to give it back, then walked away and said, "I can't wait to sell this on eBay." FML
Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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squinch 16
Puck, that must of hurt.
anyagrande 31
Being hit in the ****** is surprisingly extremely painful- once i ran into a table and the corner hit me in the ****** and i couldn't walk for like an hour
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Comments (103)
RubeusSwagrid 11
Now there are two holes in one.
tantanpanda 26
Teammate hit a birdie. That's pretty impressive.
anyagrande 31
Being hit in the ****** is surprisingly extremely painful- once i ran into a table and the corner hit me in the ****** and i couldn't walk for like an hour
george_s_4 32
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It's not as bad as getting hit in the nuts. Not only do you get the feeling of something slamming you in between your legs but there's also two very sensitive man organs there and getting those crushed can keep a man down for several hours
GigaPudding_fml 24
Oh, so you have both a penis and a ******? Seeing you know what feels worse.
Tripartita 45
I'm confused by your rationale, #17. It's like, say there's an FML that reads, "Today, somebody stole $100 from me. FML" You're essentially posting, "It's not as bad has having $500 stolen from you. Five hundred dollars is FIVE times as bad as $100!" Every FML published is "not as bad" as something else. #2 even made the concession that it's "surprisingly" painful as if she anticipated nut comparisons.
MDoremis 38
How wonderful to know we're immune to pain when hit in the vulva simply because we do not posses a set of testicles. You must tell us more of how you came across this amazing discovery.
xDrakeNinja 12
I agree but testicles have more nerves and are like unprotected soft organs
Weasely 11
To people saying nuts are worse, so freaking what? There's literally no reason to bring that up. If someone smashes their hand you don't go up to them and say "getting smashed in the balls hurts worse". I just don't understand why people do that. Do you expect vaginas/vulvas to be immune to pain or something?
tylers52 12
Being hit in any genital hurts. Its a sensitive area
Ramisme 12
I mean you're not wrong, but that was literally not necessary in the context of this fml or the comment you replied to. wtf bro?
zaidthunder1 27
Human nature, mate. It's bound to be discussed on such an FML.
joeyl2008 29
Wasn't it proven that being hit in the ****** is about the same as being hit in the testicles? You just don't hear about it very often since a ****** is less likely to be hit because it doesn't hang down and woman don't go around punching their friends in the ****** for fun.
mattyiscool123 26
Stop acting unsympathetic and like its no big deal, any genital area is painful; whether you believe it or not
uchihadesendent 14
You're not immune to pain and there's no need for sarcasm. In studies they couldn't determine what hurt more so for the sake of this let's say that it's both equal to each other.
lationas 25
#80 "..for the sake of this" No, let's not. I agree that it wasn't necessary to bring it up, but it was bound to happen (human nature). But until you can have a heart attack by being kicked in the vulva (which you can easily get from a nudge, or kick to the balls), let's rather agree that the sensations you get, are very different..?
landonsvarre 7
This reminds me of the FML where a girl got hit in the ****** with a kayak. It wouldn't be an FML if it didn't hurt like hell, so you guys need to stop trying to make it seem like you have an 'edge' over girls based on caliber of pain. It's ridiculous.
maxthebigseal 21
#82, How many people do you know have died from getting "nudged or kicked" in the testes?
fxmd 17
Foreeee!
MSCCG 16
Did not expect that last word. Winced.
RubeusSwagrid 11
You must wince alot on FML then...
amandasoushek 16
The word ****** made you wince? Are you 12 or something?
thatsme293 28
I think he meant he didn't expect it to hit in such an intimate place.
junjunbun 28
You shouldn't go out clubbing with her then! Okay no, that was bad, I'll show myself out, but fyl OP that must've hurt so bad. Why was she even swinging the hockey club like a golf club anyway?!
xTommytheGUNx 15
hock stick*
alexish128 13
Hockey stick**
hockeydeath 4
we were playing hockey as a school sport and none of us were really taking it seriously. still don't really know how she considered that to be safe though
TwoRich 4
Sounds like you need a kiss to make it feel better.
Crazynocatlady 22
Yeah, that's not creepy at all...
Chill_Bruh 10
lol
xcllla_ 27
Hockey. In Australia. Wow!
poorsouls27 7
Field Hockey :P Notice how it says ball and not puck.
squinch 16
Puck, that must of hurt.
poorsouls27 7
Sorry wrong comment
stormy0307 16
Basketball ring
nanner6206 24
0mg...LMAO.
Ungrateful_Imp 9
Your profile picture looks like you're very amused by your own pun
Sir_Cow 17
Be glad you're not a dude.
Tripartita 45
Or else they'd be in severe pain instead of being in severe pain. Wait…
bretzeller 13
Not comparable. Men can actually die due to a strike in that region.
Riceball__o3o 15
Genitals are still genitals. The clitorus actually has more nerve endings than any other body part on the male or female body.
Sir_Cow 17
You're comparing being hit in the ****** with being hit in the balls, wich hurts more, potentially making the person infertile?
Sir_Cow 17
It's also more hidden away and hurts less mentally and physically.
Demon_of_Light 27
Sir_Cow, if you tell me being hit in the ****** hurts less, I'll assume you have one and that's how you were able to make the comparison. If you don't, don't spout ignorant nonsense telling women what they do or do not feel.
Sir_Cow 17
Demon, no, I don't have a ******. But I do know the mental effects (I know all pain is mental, you know what I mean) of being kicked in the nuts. Being kicked in the nuts are far worse not because of the impact of the hit but the brain telling you that it is and your ******** going up inside your pelvis to protect them, possibly infertility and needed surgery adds up to bring worse than a hit in the ******.
Jinamisu 4
so ******* stupid. You do know that all those consequences you just listed are true for women too right? Of course you don't because you're only concerned with the pain men feel. everythings a competition for the fragile male.
whysojealous 18
Wrong hole for the goal