Anonymous
Israel
Today, I'm sat at home alone on a Friday night, watching a documentary online about decomposing elephants. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Dumbo's jumbo dungo
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
anon
United States
Lonely but tidy
Today, I spent an hour cleaning my apartment because I thought I had a date coming over. Right as they were supposed to arrive, they canceled because they “got too tired.” Now it’s just me, alone in a spotless apartment, watching a terrible documentary on Netflix. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got excited because I found Monsters University and The Croods online, neither of which I've seen. I'm 33, single, and it's Saturday night. FML
Anonymous
Montréal, Canada
Life is life
Today, I spent all day watching sad cat adoption/rescue videos on Instagram and now I'm bummed out thinking about how mine are going to die within my lifetime. FML
Anonymous
United States
Lonely
Today, I'm a 19 year-old college student in NYC, it's Friday night and I'm sitting alone on my bed in my dorm room, talking to my mother on Facebook. Then she stopped responding. Turns out even my mother has better things to do on Friday night. FML
bridetobe
United States
Today, I'm sitting at home, alone, playing video games. My wedding is tomorrow afternoon. None of my bridesmaids wanted to hang out tonight. FML
Ellencrazee
United Kingdom
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
fall3nrain
United States
Good boy
Today, I was trying to keep myself occupied due to my recent breakup. I was reading this book someone gave me about animal communication, so after a while, I figured I'd give it a shot. Then it dawned on me; I'm single, at home on a Friday night, and I'm trying to talk to my dog. FML
latino14
Annapolis, United States
Today, I tried to go to the gym, but I ended up watching cat videos on YouTube for three hours. FML
squishylog
United States
Life's a beach
Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
Top comments
loveuforever 0
Elephants are cool though.
KingDingALing 9
Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?
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Comments (164)
Miq94 0
sad ****
loveuforever 0
Elephants are cool though.
Iamnotmyself 17
Well OP, maybe you could go volunteer at a homeless shelter, donate some time to charities. Or continue being lazy like me :D
asoptavlo14 6
WTF do you watch in Israel!!??
asoptavlo14 6
WTF do you watch in Israel!!??
asoptavlo14 6
WTF do you watch in Israel!!??
eminemchick 19
not when they die and decompose:'(
loveuforever 0
No, of course not!
CateXOX 0
2- Not if they're decomposing.
thenewguy21 0
ooo what channel? o wait Israel. damn.
YayorNay 8
I bet the cgi in that was intense.
YDI__Bitch 0
I thought that sounded like a good time!
iSitt 0
that was an awesome documentary! did you see the one about the exploding whale?
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
THATS IRRELEPHANT!!!!
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
THATS IRRELEPHANT!!!!
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
THATS IRRELEPHANT!!!!
gmc_blossom 21
Maybe you should go to a zoo and see some live ones then.
KingDingALing 9
Did a Hyena come along and eat out his b-hole?
KingDingALing 9
He only pushed me out the way because you were hogging the penis.
Emmy_The_Great 2
Why did you censor "butt"?
Saltime 0
18 - You can't blame him. The penis is the best part.
KingDingALing 9
"b-hole" sounds better than "butthole". Besides, why say the whole word when you can abbreviate?
Emmy_The_Great 2
You got me there. (:
rocketeer_97 1
10- Why did you change your picture ? :O I really did enjoy the smoking turtle.
kittennn 0
Ahaha I just asked this same question. Best part.
PeteyPablo12308 20
I've seen that too!!! Nasty!
CJ77NT 0
such a nasty video lol
YDI__Bitch 0
the penis is only the best part because it's huge but it would've been fun
btown99909 0
those are my plans for next week!!
kendallhi 9
me too!!!!
tsim_fml 0
dude. im parrying **** ur life
Rosa_La_Hermosa 5
you're at a party, but are still reading and commenting FML's? No my good sir, fYl.
dreamering 16
Because this week you worked on your British accent?
thatonename 7
kudos on the previous fml reference, but I see your dp as more of win then a fail. who else is going to have a Beamer donkey?
tsim_fml 0
65- i said im PARRYING it means not doing anything... fail
shovels 0
I'm parrying too.
gintori 0
good I am not alone!! lol
CateXOX 0
Just be glad you're not decomposing like those elephants.
Iamnotmyself 17
It's possible she could, if all she does is sit there watching T.V. she could be suffocating or starving, the poor thing may be watching what will happen to her in a matter of days ;( P.S. YDI
CateXOX 0
... At least she's not an elephant?
CryMoreFMLs 15
She might be a "room elephant", however. Level 6: OH HELL NAW!!
ariannaimelda 7
Don't feel bad, elephants are cool :)
mariahjoomeh 0
Party tiiime!
mygreenhoodie 0
reruns of the kardashians huh?
Iamnotmyself 17
Pshh not even. More like the decomposing of whales ( which I am proud to say I have watched before ). We are commenting on their giant stupidity right?
TheMonica 0
This is like my favorite comment ever! God, I hate those beasts...
thatonename 7
17. ever see the one about the whale that blew in taiwan? middle of a city street and the decomp gasses caused it to blow. it was great...
Darklord53 0
I thumbed you up for Epic Meal Time
shovels 0
Haha, I love EpicMealTime!
ToriizaNinja 0
Looks like someone's getting familiar wit the old Snooki, huh??
KLern 0
hahaha good one buddy...
lmaoatall 6
I'm watching jaws 2.
randiZ25 0
can't go wrong there.. my favorite by far
chanlove 1
*realized
Sirin_fml 47
Aw hell naw. You are so dumb, yo really dumb, fo' REAL. Werd.
MrSassypants 34
Oh Sirin. Get it ggiiirrrrlllffrrriiieeenndd. Lemme hold your earrings giiirrrlll. He is probably gonna correct this too. 8)
TheMonica 0
Ahh, gotta love those people who don't realize there is a big world outside of their town, and -gasp- these other places have differences from their own little bubble.
KiddNYC1O 22
You're a sad-ass person, #16. Have you realized yet?
shovels 0
She could have been trying to help OP's English skills. OP is from Israel (OP's native language is probably Hebrew).
dyschordia 0
If you're talking about ENGLISH language skills, as opposed to U.S.ian language skills, you fail completely, lol. The correct English spelling is indeed "realised" =)
TheMonica 0
Yes, and both realized and realised are correct. It just depends on where you are from. In the U.S, we use the "z".
dyschordia 0
Yes, you do - which is why I differentiated between English and U.S.ian =)
xXshadowrollerXx 6
122 - Why are you saying U.S.ian? Just say American. o.o
dyschordia 0
Because I don't know how people in Canada, Mexico, Venezuela, Brazil, etc spell the word. There is more to America than the U.S. you know... At least, I hope you know =)