Today, I’ve been looking for a new job for a while now, after being at my current job for 6 years. I was offered an interview for a job I was really excited about. I went to text my boyfriend about the job interview and ended up sending the text to my boss instead. I guess the cat's out of the bag. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML
Today, I have been waiting for a call from a job I applied for. I soon got a text from my current boss, who doesn't know I'm job hunting, letting me know that the recruiter was trying to reach me. It turns out that the phone number on my resumé was wrong. FML
Today, I got a new job and told everyone about it. A few hours later, I got an email from the executive saying I actually don't have the job anymore. FML
Today, I emailed my fiancé the assignment that I was handed for a journalism job interview, asking for him to take a look and give opinions about it. I accidentally e-mailed it to the job interviewer. She responded, and even CCed it to the CEO. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I sent my resumé to a former coworker to get some pointers, except that I sent it to his old work email account and now my boss knows I’m looking for a new job. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If he appreciates you he'll try to keep you.
tiptoppc 21
That’s sick. Carrier pidgeon it! Then claim misdelivered routing! Seriously, I kid. Sadly everyone out there has done something like this. I one time forgot to put on my glasses and went to text my wife the cat barfed on her underwear to one of my customer instead due to similair names and truncated words (Victory and Victoria when my phone truncated Victoria to “Victor…”. Talk about a weird instant follow up apology (it was 3 am and i found it by the laundry in the hallway outside bedroom and didn’t want her to step in it in the dark when she finished up some work and headed for bed, which i was in when i got up to pee and found it) Good customer though! Generated a laugh. They mostly asked if i’ve taken the cat to a vet (we had to abruptly switch food on a sensitive cat due to mis-shipment by amazon)
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BurnInDemonFire 39
If he appreciates you he'll try to keep you.
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you should text some nudes to your boyfriend. And make the same mistake. You'll probably get a rise.
tiptoppc 21
That’s sick. Carrier pidgeon it! Then claim misdelivered routing! Seriously, I kid. Sadly everyone out there has done something like this. I one time forgot to put on my glasses and went to text my wife the cat barfed on her underwear to one of my customer instead due to similair names and truncated words (Victory and Victoria when my phone truncated Victoria to “Victor…”. Talk about a weird instant follow up apology (it was 3 am and i found it by the laundry in the hallway outside bedroom and didn’t want her to step in it in the dark when she finished up some work and headed for bed, which i was in when i got up to pee and found it) Good customer though! Generated a laugh. They mostly asked if i’ve taken the cat to a vet (we had to abruptly switch food on a sensitive cat due to mis-shipment by amazon)