NoMoreTacoBell
Herndon, United States
Today, I made out with a boy for the first time. I belched into his mouth. FML
NoMoreTacoBell tells us more.
Hahaha I never thought this would get posted! So the long story is, me and this boy have been best friends for a long time, Taco Bell and burping contests are a regular part of our friendship (and many other less-gross things). First of all let's clear up that I DID NOT VOMIT in his mouth. Not that a burp is much better but oh well. We just started dating recently so I was mortified, but our being best friends helped us both laugh it off in the end. Definitely should have called this one TacoBelch.
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pugpuggy 21
Did you not feel if coming up and back away?
igg125 30
F His L!
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pugpuggy 21
Did you not feel if coming up and back away?
Pleonasm 36
Probably deep into some french kissing and before she could even register it she hurled down his throat. How's that for a visual?
pugpuggy 21
Pleonasm, your comment just made my day.
snailtracks 13
Belch means burp, not vomit..
pugpuggy 21
You can still feel a burp coming up... #60
tintarroja 31
So, were you eating Taco Bell before a kiss?? Big mistake!
Miss_Whipped 43
TacoBelch should be OP's username.
ScarredVox92 16
yessssss. taco belch! hahahahaha
Kibblesnbitsss 10
You didn't know it was coming?
pdp_fml 21
That is kind of gross.
pugpuggy 21
"Kind of"? It's ******* ransid.
EarlFug 19
Rancid. Sorry.
Woedel 25
**** his life.. That's gross
Wizardo 34
Its like secondary smoking, but this time you're regurgitating the devils crapola instead of cigarettes.
sdroze1389 31
a very unrelated political agenda
igg125 30
F His L!
illegalbeagle69 23
She would've had to to make up for that stunt....
sdroze1389 31
opposed to the first time you made out with a girl?
Pleonasm 36
They're context clues and help make the story not sound dull and vague. This way we can assume it's a young person, probably a girl, as opposed to the story just being something like "Today I made out. I barfed."
FMyLyricalAnus 11
Belched means burped not barfed..
soullyfe 33
33: I was wondering why people kept talking about vomiting...
hippodankamus 22
R.I.P. his mouth
abNormal62 23
If he continued to kiss you after that, then no harm, no foul!