Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
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Comments (106)
AggieMike77 12
Hmmmm, Indiana huh? Name of the town wouldn't be DumbAssVille would it?
pos20 26
Must've gone to Macca too much, expect meat in burger but get shit instead
tlnorman 18
First class stupid right there.
Witchylady 18
She has no case. The pancakes are called peanut butter pancakes. She knew exactly what they were when she ordered them and is just trying to find a quick way to make money. Your restaurant should counter sue and claim her stupidity caused her own peanut reaction.
sandman676 20
Sometimes you can't help stupid
miyaviichan 27
I think she might have been trying to find something to sue you for.
Drosophila82 18
You can't fix stupid... And she has no case... Perhaps you should sue her for being to dumb and shoving peanut butter pancakes into her face knowing fully aware that she's allergic.
britbrat237 14
Come on people. lol
ReRage 13
Shovel that stuff down her throat. Such stupidity must be eliminated from the gene pool.
ShadJV 0
Dang it, she survived. How we ever going to evolve as a species at this rate?