Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
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Comments (106)
nataliewby 25
Maybe she's just trying to con you guys and steal money from you guys in court. Either that or she's the literal definition of idiot.
abNormal62 23
Cull the herd!!! Natural selection should be encouraged!!! I bet she uses the toaster in the shower as well!!
Soundslikeothers 15
I hope this idiot loses her epi pen
Carebeareatu 23
That's retail for you...
vampire623 6
Yup I use to work at Wal-Mart in the tire center and customers would ask the wait time then get piss when it went from 30 mins to 2 hours because they took 30 mins to bring they're car to us
greekk 21
#40 if you told me 30m to change a tyre then took a hour and a half I'd be pissed too.. it takes me 10m to change a tyre with a jack and doing it by hand how slow was your tyre place..
xBane_ 5
If they miss their appointment...
abNormal62 23
Did she think it said penis? Cause that would've sucked
more4me 27
Of course she is! What a tool !
akai4986 16
every time I just convince this is true "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about th'universe! "
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Why would she order them in the first place if she's allergic to peanuts? Anytime you see the word peanut in something and you're allergic to peanuts, don't eat it, let alone buy it.
Scorpio1691 29
It is had to believe that people are that stupid.
killjoywannabe 18
People are f*cking morons