Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, my little brother gave me an open jar of peanut butter for my birthday. I'm deathly allergic, and he knows it. Despite his maniacal grin and snickering, my parents said it was an innocent mistake, and grounded me for yelling at him. FML
Today, tired of my roommate’s constant stealing of my food, I decided to get back at him by hiding a small amount of hot sauce in his sandwich, thinking it would be a funny prank. When he took a huge bite, he immediately started choking and running to the bathroom. I later found out he's allergic to spicy food. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I was at a bar with my friend, when I noticed a young lad at a table near to us. I thought it'd be funny to jeer and flick peanuts at him. I went to the restroom, only to come back to my friend face-down on the floor. Turns out the guy fucked him up instead, and now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s mom fed me a new dish containing peanuts, knowing full well I’m severely allergic. According to her, her ancestors “cured” allergies by exposing the person to the allergen. I went into anaphylactic shock. FML
Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and best friend making out. His explanation was that he was trying to stop her from having an allergic reaction to peanut butter. FML
Today, after repeatedly telling my partner's family that our daughter is allergic to peanuts, his grandfather decided to feed her one, to "see if she really is allergic." FML
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lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
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Comments (111)
iLoveMySgt 0
guess it wasn't so funny afterall..
hellooo222 0
yes i guess it wasnt so funni after all:(
UrNotFunny 0
is it a coincidence that all fmls that start with "today, I thought it would be funny to" end up with mostly ydi's?
Kris1987_fml 0
immature
bebz_fml 0
aw it's not like they intended for their friend to have an allergic reaction
tweetbaby14 18
ydi what kind of friend would give another friend something that fell on the floor any way. and peanuts are food that most people are allergic too... it's decided you're the worst friend ever
mikeyboi19 5
okay honestly friends, mostly guys, play little jokes like this all the time. I gave my friend a piece of gum I found on the floor before, fortunately he wasn't allergic to gum
silentfog 0
This wouldn't be his fault if he put the peanut in a peanut jar. Why would he hide it in other food
VampireKiller59 0
how do u not know ur friend is ellergic to peanuts?
Ohlookabird 0
joke's on you, bitch! :D
killerviral 0
hey noe if he ***** with you then u know his true weakness mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (cough) mwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha HA
albinomustang 0
why is there a peanut in his house at all?
Elamdri 0
Oh cmon #30, guys do stuff like that all the time. And I tell you what, hindsight is always 20/20, I doubt you'd find a person playing a prank with peanuts who stopped to consider the possible allergic reaction unless they were a chef, doctor, or allergic themselves. Not to mention that a peanut is an innocuous substance. He played a prank, it had an unfortunate consequence that he didn't intend. FYL.
EricJ 3
It's well known that some people are allergic to peanuts.
shivam1212 0
fhl
isreal 0
dumb ass he could have dieed
dudester1 0
I can see the giving it to my friend after it fell on the floor part but you're right a lot of people are allergic to peanuts why wold you choose that? and if you're a real friend wouldn't you know if your friend was allergic to peanut???
dudewitshirt 0
why in the world would it be funny to feed your friend peanut? are you that devoid of life and humor?
redsox4021 0
I did the same thing but with my Penis
gojira666 7
Like that dumb and dumber scene in the diner....here lloyd this helps!!!
lolkaela 6
wow
soulreaper12296 28
Their friend never told them?
lautturi 2
You really do deserve that. Peanut allergies are common. If I was his family, I'd hate you too for doing something like that without thinking.
garrettjordan 0
awww that was not nice but I would of still laughed my ass off
aethum 0
mad propstadahuju.
eat_this_buddie 5
that's not cool. I have bad peanut allergies too. I react really bad within the first 2 minutes of consuming peanuts. ydi. he couldve gotten really sick.
sxm 13
you asshole.
Snow_Daisy 7
Way to be a total dick. Congratulations.
LLiizzzz___ 0
Im allergic to peanuts aswell and if one of my "Friends" did that to me, and i lived, id probably stomp their head into the ground. Concider yourself lucky they didnt die.
Snow_Daisy 7
omg you have a picture of a Furby! lol I used to have one! Gah... I haven't thought of those in forever...
elegantlywasted1 3
technically we don't know that their friend didn't die :-p
NotMeh 0
lol nice going
AMMYFIST 0
YDI for not knowing, call yourself his friend?
CallMeHush 1
They should beat you, let you heal, then beat you again until they run out of shit to beat you with.
texas_justice 0
hidden dirty peanut... what, you couldn't simply pee in his coffee? what sort of friend are you?
ohSNAPyall 27
Revenge is a dish best served with peanuts.
lettertjes 0
nah I don't like peanuts with my ice cream and it's obvious that revenge is ice cream.
relyo 0
I don't get it. Attempted homicide is hilarious. Bunch of unfunny Puritans.
nobridgejustwate 0
Haha, excellent comment.