Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
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Comments (106)
Drakone 9
Hey! You could hook her up with not want cherries in my cherry pie guy!
JKPwnage 27
...*sigh* just kill her already.
John_HAM 11
The ****** deserves to have that allergic reaction. Plus they're prob lying
islaie 1
What I want to know is where you work that has peanut butter pancakes. Because that sounds amazing and I want some.
cfett199 8
Let her try to sue. Any respectable lawyer won't even entertain it, lest their BAR certification get revoked for taking frivolous lawsuits, though they hopefully still charge her a consultation fee. If she finds a 'Saul Goodman', she'll just end up wasting money on attorney and court fees and still get nothing. Then she'll probably sue her original lawyer..
sammy18f 9
That's her fault. People who have allergies are responsible for asking. It is not the responsibility of the workers. I hate people who blame their stupidity on everyone else.
Red_Curls1995 28
Agreed. I always make sure to tell the server my allergy before I order (mainly because they alert the chefs and protocol to work against contamination is started) just in case something that has my allergy in it might not be obvious. Like artichoke dip. That has flour in it who knew.
joeblow6969 5
-She's eating a bag of peanuts- "What!? These peanuts contain peanuts?!" -Dies-
mandoalba 5
Well I mean she should have realized with a name like that for the pancakes but she should have also asked for what was actually in it for her allergies so her suing could go either way but it still comes down to her being stupid enough to order it fully knowing her allergies
lalaney 14
I'm not saying that people with peanut butter allergies should die, they should NOT, and their allergies should be considered and protected--BUT people with peanut allergies AND the level of idiocy necessary to not consider their own deadly allergy SHOULD DIE and free the genetic pool of both of these inferior traits.
slyde32 12
this is why my fruit and nut mix tells me it may contain traces of peanuts and other nuts