Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
You need to brighten up a little.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..
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Comments (332)
marinus_fml 20
You need to brighten up a little.
seximexi911 10
I see what you did there
BellaBelle_fml 23
Obviously OP isn't the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Obviously, someone doesn't know when to stop making bright jokes. Once or twice is funny, more is just lame.
ArmedcrackerR6 8
Did you know that when you get the light bulb in your mouth you can stick your pecker in the light socket and it will make the bulb glow?
picupbart 0
not the sharpest knife in the drawer... *shit*
hayq 5
19, did you get that joke from 'Juno'?
EnEl_Infierno 15
Watt a Dim-wit.
MyPerspective 4
Haha!
Deathhound 27
Nice play there!
slick5880 22
At least he didn't shove it in his ass. It was the only bright side I could think of.
morgan320 0
All of you guys got so shiny jokes, it makes my life so glow-rious. Thank you for lightening up my mood and not breaking it to pieces.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..
thebignixie 0
cant *be* removed.
Keyman1212 14
Yeah 78, that was bugging me too. Not only do you like to stick shit in your mouth, your grammar needs work too. Sounds like OP is a wee bit retarded.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Guy on tv: "It is possible to stick a standard size light bulb in your mouth, but you cannot remove it." OP: *challenge accepted* "I'll show you, Mr. Television Man." *puts light bulb in mouth* "Mmph mmmmrph mmmphmmrph"
GTRspecV 0
Nah 76 I thought about it too lol. Not gonna try though.
HannahJoButtons 2
Try it! Try it!!!
googlefrewdnoob 0
Tell us how it goes.... Or are you the OP?
sexylegs17 5
To OP, even after you knew you wouldn't be able to get it out ? You deserve to pay for your stupidity.
Rico_Mal1116 0
63= try hard. Nuf' said.
darebear331 4
Imagine the look on the receptionists face when he walked in with a light bulb in his mouth. :)
fakeaccountX 6
You aren't the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree.
perfectT_fml 0
Hahaha
Finn_the_human 5
Who do you think you are Uncle Fester from the Addams family?
dragonmaster43 0
you ruined it
leadrunner751 3
well marinus finally said something witty. doesn't make up or his shitty advice comments though. u hear me bro? I see through your skin to the douhebag underneath
101autie 0
Now i just need to try!
rangermedic77 5
I wanna try now. I'll just cover it in lube.
Xtra_Cheddar 3
You need to look on the bright side You need something that can lighten your mood Your time to shine You're glowing with stupidness? I'm all out
Somoajoe11 2
That was already Said. Thanks anyway
Somoajoe11 2
It's there read
stevienik 6
Damn now I want to try this. -.-
MehrunesDagon456 20
Why the tanning bed? Fake tans are retarded and I HATE them. Edit: Fan tans..
punkkitteh1 0
How old are you, 12?
nateiztite 5
I wish you didn't tell me this now I want to try this out
LakersFanatiC 3
Wow everyone who wants to try this out are stupid as hell -_-
CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT 0
He was just roleplaying as a lamp......
GlitteryMasakali 1
Oh the dangers of having a weird urge to do weird things..
KaanTech 0
Guess how many people going to try this out when they read about this FML post.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So what if he is? Does that make his life any less ******?
dani212 0
83- I't didn't fit in my mouth :'(
allisonbredow 0
I tried it...oh and btw, I'm in the emergency room writing this
chili10 18
185- that's what she said
rickolette 0
191- who is she and why is she saying all these horrible things???? (input fake oblivious expression)
chili10 18
198- your mom ;)
abbyelizabeth 9
Curiosity killed the cat OP!
acethehusky 0
what's wrong with being 12? I'm 12
fishing12345 2
No 13 and a half
Pabs24 0
12 year olds are generally immature and dumb. They would be the type of person to stick a lightbulb in their mouth.
AunteyN 4
Dude, you were twelve once too, course I suppose your not much different now, since your dumb enough to think that.
RetroMom 0
future darwin candidate
Jimster1712 0
already one
CryMoreFMLs 15
I wonder if DocBastard took a look at the OP and diagnosed him.
Oxycodone 0
If I were his doctor I'd have taken one look and just punched it out of his mouth.
cc_the_beast 6
What I love is that in most hospital ED's there is an instrument specifically for removing billiard balls from peoples mouths, perhaps they should have a light bulb one too?
MaskedAspen 6
shine on ? .. at least you got it out.
sciencekidster1 8
With ONLY the help of several nurses, doctors, and pointy tools....
rexgar2000 10
I would of Truro break it but I guess that would of caused more damage
miserypoison 13
..fail
katdaiken 16
Yes 91 instead of having just a light bulb in your mouth, lets have broken glass instead! All those nice little shards and slivers should feel great! Tell me how it goes :)
bluebell707 13
You are very bright indeed.
Josh67 1
Stupid see stupid does >_
Sciencefun 0
YDI for not just taking it as fact and moving on...
RyanMacVey 17
i disagree.... nothing is impossible... we cant trust tv for everything.... i say good on him for giving it a go
seximexi911 10
But what if he was watching myth busters before he had this bright idea? I would def say ydi
TraceCase_ 19
More like you can't trust TV for anything, buuut...there's still this whole common sense thing that helps most of us get by. If your really that curious about something that could potentially be dangerous, figure out a way to conduct an experiment safely.
obnum 19
lol if u heard that u couldnt get it out y put it in your mouth in the first place?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
So he can have a story to tell.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Wow can you say issues, but seriously why would you even try that?
slick5880 22
The tv compelled him to try. Tv = 1, lightbulb guy = 0.
Jamialia 5
Issues. Yeah I can say it.
stacianichole 2
67 - my thoughts exactly.
LSU33DucKAholiC 0
Apparently no one understands sarcasm anymore.. There's no hope for this world.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
It's possible to get it out. All you have to do is bite down.
brrarm 17
Exactly what I thought he visited hospital for before I read the end!
styphon 5
Ahh evolution
RawrNom 0
this fact* I have no idea where answer came from. iPods do the weirdest things.