Today, at work a customer bitched me out for not explicitly telling her that our peanut butter pancakes contain real peanut butter. She's threatening to sue because she's allergic to peanuts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
Today, while working as a barista, a customer asked me for "gluten free milk". When I told her that most milk is gluten free, she flew into a fit of rage and cussed me out for being a "cheeky bitch". My manager then lectured me about not being "patronising" to customers. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML
Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML
Today, I had an asthma attack. I grabbed my inhaler and found peanut butter on it. I'm extremely allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, my dad yelled at me for buying chunky peanut butter. He wanted smooth. Apparently he's "allergic to peanuts." I had to explain to him why his argument made no sense. FML
Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML
Today, I found out that my wife purposely eats peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to get out of kissing me. I'm deathly allergic to peanuts. FML
Today, I decided it would be funny to give my friend a peanut that had fallen on the floor. I hid it in his food, and started laughing when he ate it. It turns out he is allergic to peanuts. His family hates me now. FML
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pugpuggy 21
Well what in the name of **** did she expect?
Wizardo 34
The shock I get by reading this level of stupidity. Anaphylactic I tell you.
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Comments (106)
simsgirlgem 25
This is one of the reasons why I wonder how we haven't gone extinct yet, Peanut is in the name you dumb bitch, what do you expect? I hope if she does go to court the judge says she shouldn't breed and dismiss the case.
False_Stupidity 42
Need to get judge Judy on her case. She'd sort her out in no time.
scarfazechick 9
Ignorant people these days lmao
laden_swallow09 35
You mean the food service industry? Both suck pretty hard.
Purexinsanity 46
Yeah pretty much anything having to do with customer service will get you customers like this one
russfml 31
She seems a little nutty if you ask me. And I really wonder how she is still alive being so stupid
DaEpicTaco 13
What else is it supposed to have if she sues she already lost the case
kittykat1501 31
The stupid!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
Overlord247 20
Maybe she's related to the guy who didn't expect there to be any cherries in his cherry pie
Alastrina_fml 20
Oh my gods, what WAS she expecting?? People are so stupid nowadays.....
jazalea8 16
I would have told her she is going to be nuts they will put her with the other peanuts...aka the loony bin.