Today, after weeks of being hounded to go out on a date with this guy, I finally found the time and invited him over, fully intending to hook up. He stood me up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stood up on a date. To add insult to injury, meeting up was her idea. FML
Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, the guy I broke up with for not putting any effort into the relationship asked if he could make it up to me by taking me out to lunch. He stood me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went on my first date with a guy I really like. He completely ignored me. FML
Today, I dressed up for a date. After waiting for hours, sending countless texts and voice mails to my date, and thinking I'd been stood up, I remembered my date is actually scheduled for tomorrow. FML
Today, after finally having the guts to confess to a guy I have liked for a year now and him saying he also likes me and then asking me out, I went out of my way and traveled 4 hours to meet him. He didn't show up and never apologized. I never heard anything from him. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
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Top comments
bloopaloop 27
You make bad decisions.
jbuckets_404 39
You will sit her down instead?
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Comments (7)
bloopaloop 27
You make bad decisions.
Dave_Davington 34
Life hack: Hooking up with his dad is pretty much the next best thing.
STFU01 14
Call me, I won't stand you up.
jbuckets_404 39
You will sit her down instead?
bobsanction 18
Melissa? Is that you?