Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Running commentary
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML
Party blues
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I kissed the girl I love for the first time. Her reaction? She vomited. FML
Not a good look
Today, I was making out with this hot girl at a party. She was a bad kisser and I meant to say, "It's like you're 16 and don't know how to kiss" but it came out as, "It's like I'm kissing a 16 year-old." The room fell silent and she got off my lap with a disturbed look on her face. FML
Dealbreaker
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
thefull9yards 4
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you should have kissed a girl before 17. that's kinda weird that you waited that long. and hell, it wasn't even a real kiss.
ZombieeeeUnicorn 1
just move on dude. I'm sure some other girl feels the same way about you :)
brandidanae 0
I think he might of meant the girl would feel the same way about him as he does her.
sterlingarcher 1
aww that's sad.. dont worry you'll find someone who likes you back... :).. well hopefully you will..
Kn0wledge123 21
Yeah that's pretty ****** up. But by the sound of it, I bet she's one of those Connie D'micco types. Bitch ain't worth it, bruh. Move on to something better.
futtbuck101 1
You should stage **** her and then ask her how she feels
ripgeorgecarl1n 7
37- Nice Fam Guy reference.
pertained 12
Agreed. Heck, maybe you should just wait til marriage to kiss a girl.
sterlingarcher 1
lol I agree ^^
L3Paparazzo 7
maybe she's just being honest and not saying it to be mean
largefoofighter 0
get over it she's a practice hoe now you're ready for primetime
JayBear14 11
10- theres nothing wrong with not having a first kiss at 17.
JayBear14 11
i meant until... sorry
OhSoBueno 0
bright side: you got the part!!
TheWindowLicker 13
Perhaps she had a reason to find him repulsive? Doesn't mean she's a bitch....
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
suck it up OP rejection hurts there will be other kisses
minecraft_fml 4
you still could have gotten some tongue action, dumbass.
dantheman1988 0
speak english much??
K2Phresh 1
#82 she said he was replusive das pretty ****** mean
whitesox365 0
just listen some sad music for an hour alone and then pick yourself up and dust yourself off. there are another couple billion people out there and one of em has got to like you.
ryukensfj 5
at least you got a kiss
Sukimaye 0
that's exactly what I saied #1
unknownfork 12
Indeed.
F_Your_Life_001 0
#10 i'll be 17 in about a week and ive never been kissed...its not necessarily a choice
SailorSolaris 43
My first kiss was at 22. Wasn't interested until then. You have no right to tell someone how old to be when kissing, unless the person is under 13 or so.
Joel Nukl 14
She’s a bitch for having an opinion, ok
waldoo37 8
nice to know how she feels :P
comepoopwithme 0
ya she probably said that because she can feel his erection while they kiss. ydi for getting boners easily.
slushpup9696 12
60 - When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "mption"... wait, that doesn't sound right...
lo1c0w 3
it's an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'i' btw :)
Notonatm 1
The saying is actually when you assume you make an 'ass' out of 'u' and 'me'
Emobuddy 4
I'm sixteen and all the girls I dated where ugly, I know how you feel... I'm gonna die a virgin... :(
murlocholmes 5
there's a stage in the kitchen?
thefull9yards 4
first kiss at 17? ydi. you have to do these things earlier in life.
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
MrFlintstone 5
everyone
thefull9yards 4
nobody in particular, but since this has been posted on fml it is now open to people ranting on about every aspect of the ops life.
oliveindamiddle 0
I think he realizes this, hence the "FML" at the end of the story (;
truthinlies 1
hells I haven't had a kiss yet. but hey we can't all be douche bags
Kn0wledge123 21
Having a kiss before 17 does not make one a douchebag.
sterlingarcher 1
haha I've never had a kiss before.. and I don't see anything wrong with it!
JohnBoyFsYL 10
what's wrong with it is that you're butters.
sterlingarcher 1
butters??
Barney_Rubble_75 0
why?
sterlingarcher 1
idk waiting for the right person..
CitrusGirl 0
I had my first kiss when I was 15, after I'd been dating my boyfriend for 4 months. Some people are having sex after 1 month. Neither one is wrong or right, it all depends on who you are.
GrahamAker 3
no kiss yet. wow I first did it at 11...... no one hate me I'm bieng honest but I don't think it counts because I didn't know what I did until I was 13.. pwn on me. :)
livin_plur 0
it's just a hassle when ur practiced but ur partners never been kissed, it's more like a chore after a certain age
brenz1126 0
13 true dat!
compworks 4
I'm two years off from this guy, and I still haven't had my first kiss from anybody. Grow up and don't criticize.
Mapholisto 7
That was a stupid comment. I find it disgusting if kids are kissing any earlier. And you know, some people don't even find anyone they like til later, like their twenties.
skaterpaige 3
LOL. OWNED by #8;)
KkoolAid 0
shutup Dude it doesn't matter he liked the girl and apparently the girl has some issues but you are suppose to think of all these FML's as bad and help or just say sorry not randomly criticize them-.- (in less u just have to but still)
jennifer93 0
I had my first kiss at 17 too...it doesn't automatically make someone a loser or something!
TwatRot69 0
#3 - Just because OP didn't have his first kiss until he was 17 doesn't mean anything. Maybe he was trying to wait for the right girl instead of kissing every living, breathing girl that he could get his little horny hands on.
itzthomas 0
34, I find that hard to believe.......but maybe your just joking.
xInwex 12
I was 20. old, I know, but it shouldn't matter what age you are! anywho, fyl op. the chick seems like a notch anyways. <3
ravensunnyd 0
He said it was the first kiss he had with that girl not his first kiss in general
sterlingarcher 1
actually 148 I wasn't joking I was serious.. and I've never had a bf.. no joke!
marmlr339 14
158 - I LOVE your pic
cheer4ever96 8
does it really matter?!? I had my first kiss on my 15th birthday. it happens when it happens, it's no big deal.
whitesox365 0
how is 170 single?
sterlingarcher 1
why is that so hard to believe?? lol ^^
ydi_4_suking 20
poor 196... never had a boyfriend. bad personality? annoying? why not?
sterlingarcher 1
198 idk just never have lol
whitesox365 0
its hard to believe because you like airsoft, video games, and funny shows. and you dont have three eyes(right?). normally guys are all over that. i know i would.
mandipandi30 0
good point out!! :)
sterlingarcher 1
204.. lol oh..
hook_em 0
well 170 there is no rush you are still young so enjoy it you don't have to get hitched right away and also I believe that was 148s way of saying you're full of crap because you are a pretty girl idk I'm just saying
CitrusGirl 0
I'm in the video game club at my school... Trust me, guys are all over girls that like that kind of stuff. I try not to go there without my boyfriend to avoid the horde.
hook_em 0
what I mean is get a bf that you have for a while not the marriage way of the word
sterlingarcher 1
215 haha well I wasn't joking I'm being completely serious.
claudsayssing 0
you totally missed his point. isn't it ironic that you're name is "knowledge" hahahahah
robotiick 12
hey 3 **** u an I hope u end up like Osama DEAD!!!
iloveeyouuxD 9
First kiss at 12. It was perfect! :) hehe
borkchop1992 15
then find someone else to like and get over it
Everday 0
do another play with her?
yohooooooo 5
OR. instead of another play. you can just simply play with her right?
xchica365x 0
I bet she's not even worth your time
Futacy 30
A thespian gets his first kiss at seventeen?!
Futacy 30
I honestly think that there's nothing wrong with it It's just that It is a little bit of a delayed age.
doom2 8
that girl isn't worth it then. go find someone who will actually care about you. dealing with a complete bitch isn't worth it. you'll find someone else (:
capitalone 0
your beautiful, just thought I should put that out there :)
doom2 8
thank you very much! (:
JohnBoyFsYL 10
someone's a bitch because she doesn't want to kiss every guy? get over yourself making snap judgements without knowing anything about this girl.
bitchin94 2
whoa bro calm down... he even said that she found him repulsive... which mean it's not worth it tryna get with her...
JohnBoyFsYL 10
I'm calm. I didn't say it was worth it. I'm just saying I dont see why the girl is a bitch cos she didn't wanna kiss a guy. if i walk up to a girl in a club and she doesn't wanna kiss me, that doesn't make her a bitch. plus, it's not stated that the girl said he was repulsive, it's OPs interpretation. But of course he would say that from his side of the story. The fact that he made an FML about not having had a kiss by 17 shows how melodramatic he can be anyway.
bitchin94 2
yea that is true... it is his opinion too so I can see where your coming from...
Kn0wledge123 21
One fact that you're missing John-boy, is this wasn't some random encounter on the street corner where the guy is a creeper. It's a stage play. So we can interpret that they're classmates and have likely known each other for a while. Secondly, you're correct the FML doesn't say that she stated it, but it also doesn't say that she DIDN'T state it either. The FML says that she "made it clear". We can assume she either out right said it or gestured towards it. Like making a disgusted face, constantly spitting, or telling her friends in ear shot that he's repulsive. But opinions are like assholes. We all have 'em.
Lqum26 0
If op is telling the truth then she is a bitch. You can be upset about kissing someone but you don't need to make it obvious that you disliked it, or make the other person feel bad about a kiss that was staged and neither of them had any say in. So, she is a bitch.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
listen, I'm not saying the girl wasn't a bitch but equally, i think it's harsh to say she is. i know from experience that when you've liked a girl a helluva long time, everything they do is amplified. it could have been a minor thing that he interpreted as clear she was disgusted. similarly she could have specifically said to him that kiss was disgusting and i hope I never see your ugly face again. that would be bitchy. but taking the hyperbolised opinion of a guy that's obsessed over a girl for a long time is probably incorrect. I'm not being harsh to the guy, I've been there. I just don't agree with snap judgements on the girl in this scenario.
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
Op, the girl is a bitch.
JohnBoyFsYL 10
obvs.
DontModMeDammit 10
hear*
Kn0wledge123 21
How is having a crush on a girl being obsessed with them? Now who's making snappy judgements?
Angi95 3
I don't think OP is pathetic some people just aren't cut out for relationships or are too busy to ever really have one. Or maybe he was waiting for the right girl. I don't think the girl is a bitch because she didn't want to kiss him I think the girl is a bitch if she truly made it obvious that she thought he was awful. Also I think that the reason people get into arguments like this is because they read what someone said the wrong way it's hard to explain how you are saying something in text.
doom2 8
^^ I agree with this
Kensei19 0
damn repulsive is a strong word you need to find some worth your time who's not a bitch
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Have to trick her into a play with a **** scene ]:->
Bassmasterclassi 2
what high school do/did you go to?
lilemo1994 0
an aeesome one.
CitrusGirl 0
I don't know, my high school did Sweeny Tood (full of violence and sexual innuendo) last year, along with Noises Off, in which one of the characters spends the greater part of the play in her underwear, another character is a drunk old bastard, and there's a lot of implied sex. The only censored thing was changing "Get off the ******* stage" to "get off the bloody stage" Some schools do plays like Spamalot, Urinetown and Rent. School plays/musicals are getting edgier every year.
The_Voytek_Bear 14
Lol #65. Throw a joke, and you find out that there is always an idiot who has already tried it (by no means I mean you)
ElNombre 0
How many plays have sex scenes that a 17 year old can do? The closest I can think of is Kiss Me Kate with the spanking