Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I had a panic attack because my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to choke me in the middle of sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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Top comments
kiran_fml 5
Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
josebaseball11 14
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.
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Comments (128)
lyssa_jean 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
leave him, or get a vibrator:)
biggestfan23 11
Leave him? Is that the answer for all problems these days... OP you need to slap some sense into him
theHIGHroad2 5
I remember that movie ****** Dentata..
Miss_Kristen 10
Yeah, that should work.
Birdie_Sage 0
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Yes, if only people were smarter... The person you're with isn't the only freakin' person in the world.
KingOfAmazing 9
Just don't tell him you're about to ******. Get on top, hold him down, and go to town! Make him face his fears.
crack229 19
thats mean
betterNowThanLat 5
so your suggesting she leave him just because he ran when she was gonna climax? thats just silly, what happened to "talking things out"? at least he can lead you to ****** OP. some guys cant. . shame o_o
betterNowThanLat 5
that was a response to #1
Wederoney 16
Nah, I'd suggest some bondage and make him shit his pants... figuratively.
Azula272 14
It was called Teeth...
taco_bender 12
Whats teeth about?
teejessika 13
Teeth is about a killer ****** with well... Teeth! It's a real condition apparently.
AFCA020 4
#32 you're right! (sorry op, couldn't help lol about this ;p )
KunoKanashimi 3
FML solutions really overreact...
RacistPancake 6
Did you go super sayain?
sandormatyi 25
or you can just try to reverse fake it, OP!
J15237 25
besides when she orgasms and squeezes on his **** he will definitely feel. I am sure he wont be scared one bit anymore. He will feel dumb for missing out on feeling that.
kiran_fml 5
Wtf is he afraid of?? You're going to blow up on him or something?
KeyboardWarrior 10
He's scared of the acid that will come out and burn his dick off. Duh!
sonrisapreciosa 6
Noob.
Drigr 9
I take it you've never seen the movie Teeth. That shit will scare any man sexless for a few days.
caberon 7
Hahaha. Thats so true...! Love the gurls, but that shit turned me Gay hahaha... Jk tho... Sucks for OP.. She ought to find a real man who isn't scared of pleasing her! If not... Maybe she/he should consider The Rainbow Side ;-P
Fiskerz 0
Ohh so it is a choice then???
legend777 7
Made my day
caberon 7
Everything, even life itself, is a choice. =]
Anai08 17
This is one of the FML's in which I really wish the OP could comment on later to clarify what happened next . He must of told her after he got out of the bathroom why he got scared. At least, I hope he did!
Yodaevil 4
Us men all know the female ****** is a myth! He was afraid of her turning into a werewolf with all those noises!
hellaflushfa5 6
I'm not gunna lie, women do look like someones performing an exorcism on them when they climax but he's just going to have to get use to that.
br0ccoli 15
114-wow way to make girls feel self conscious. But it's okay, most guys look like they're about to cry/have a seizure. Exorcism/seizure....sexy.
gigaeel18 0
This reminds me of the scene from "How the grinch stole Christmas" "IT'S GONNA BLOW!"
iBanana 17
Female orgasms... I picture a wild camel giving birth during a sandstorm. That's just me though, it's pretty terrifying.
hellaflushfa5 6
130- I dont know who you've seen ****** but I know personally I don't have tears in my eyes and my arms don't posture and I start shaking uncontrollably. You ever you saw was just probably have a seizure haha
123josie123 11
Like my mum always said : "if you ever want anything done properly, you gotta do/finish it yourself"
suncifir 6
The only problem there is that its not as fun
pinkcrayola 0
Gabrielle, I found you! You should give me a cookie
lilpowers 3
Fisting!!
FMLgirl11 11
oh god tht sucks
Urbanchiller 0
Run Forrest Run!!!!
EdenLis 14
Lmao..
olpally 33
Immature comment... Nothing funny about a girl missing out on one of the pure joys of sex :(
bunniex1 11
I think she was referring to the comment tht said run forest run
tnt227 4
And to think I always thought men enjoyed seeing women ******
crimsonprodigy 15
I do.
olpally 33
I do too... Hottest thing ever :D fyl op :(
brianjman14 23
Not me.
bizarre_ftw 22
57 - well you're in luck, your charming demeanour will keep those scary, scary female orgasms away for years to come (along with the women capable of them)
mackenzie2323 5
145- That was pretty uncalled for and if you had read his profile it clearly says he's gay, which would explain why he doesn't enjoy watching a woman ******.
False_Stupidity 42
I do three
iWumbo13 3
Oh they do xD
Nederlander95 14
We do... It means we're good lovers, ego boost, gf is happy, etc.
josebaseball11 14
Get on top next time. It will make it harder for him run.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
With that reaction, I highly doubt there'll be a next time.
betterNowThanLat 5
unless shes really weak, he can shove her off :p
X_Codes 11
@40: light* Strength has nothing to do with it. If you're on top you've got no leverage.
Bekll 31
18, at 14 you shouldn't even be discussing sex.
ImDaBes 6
Nonsense. My first time was at 14. And there are a lot of people starting younger than that these days.
dogpup4 23
Your first time was at 14? Jeez.
Furrywhiplash 14
It's sad how early on people/kids are starting to have sex. I motion for the return of the chastity belt!
bunniex1 11
it's not like she is saying anything innapropriate... u need to grow up most kids learn about sex when their about 11
DaKillaMafia 2
Yes, but if his will to run away is high enough, she'll go flying through the ceiling or across the room.
betterNowThanLat 5
Even younger kids know about sex, over here where i live, 8 year olds talk about sex too insane
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
My first time was 14. I'm 16 now and still with the same guy so it wasn't a stupid one time thing and I don't regret it one bit. But to OP, you may have to have a serious discussion with your boyfriend.
TheMathMajor 26
People put a lot of stress on age when they should be more concerned about if the person is being safe and responsible. If you are a safe, educated, responsible 14 year old, then it's your choice and don't let anyone make you feel bad for your decision. My first time was when I was 18. I was definitely not ready at 14 and I thought I was at 16, but then I started listening to my head instead of my hormones. I agree that most 14 year olds are not responsible enough to start having sex, but everyone is different.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Just saying', just because I'm educated on sex doesn't mean I plan on doing it anytime soon, I want to wait until marriage or until I'm at least 20 years old, the reason I know about sex is because, like many other schools, we have sex Ed class since year 5 ranging up to year 10.
lilmissny599 0
This isn't a Vocabularly contest. Don't correct people. You look like a douchebag.
lilmissny599 0
That comment was for 46, btw.
ButlerOfChaos 7
I second that age 15 and planning on saving until after college.
rinzlerkitty94 31
#106, do you really know what exactly you're talking about? Chastity belts were locked on and not removed for anything. That means periods, bathing, using the bathroom. They caused severe chaffing, infections, and were actually considered a punishment in some cases. As a woman who has enough pain in that area, I would never approve of using chastity belts as sex prevention.
pere 11
LOL are you two even legally old enough to have sex? ...doesn't really sound like it
CryMoreFMLs 15
10 There is no legal age for sex. Not since I last checked, because where I live, freshman are not only stupid, but slutty as well, and they're 13-14 years old.
SourLifeSaver 3
There is a legal age for sex....just because no one follows it doesn't mean it's not present. In the US it's different for some states but in Texas it's 17.
SourLifeSaver 3
There is a legal age for sex....just because no one follows it doesn't mean it's not present. In the US it's different for some states but in Texas it's 17.
DjeePee 25
I've read a lot ******-related FML's on this site, but this one gets a high ranking on my originality-list. God, I'm so curious right now about the reason behind his behaviour.