Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
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Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
Today, I finally kissed the guy I really love at a party. He took me outside and immediately vomited. FML
Today, I was talking to a friend about this stranger I kissed a few nights ago while drinking. I commented that I was ashamed of doing so, and to make matters worse, the guy was really unattractive. It turns out he was no stranger. I'd kissed my friend. FML
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
Today, I was playing a game of truth or dare in a group with a girl I liked. She was dared to kiss me, but then the group decided that that was too cruel of a dare. FML
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Today, I was at a party with a few of my friends. We saw a guy walking around with bright pink lipstick all over his mouth, so we made a bet to see who could match the lipstick to the girl first. I won. It was my girlfriend's. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I went to a party where I met an amazing guy. After having great conversation all night and what I thought was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him. He screamed, forcefully pushed my face away with his hand, and said he was gay. FML
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A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
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klutzywriter 0
Ouch!!
AnaMaree 0
Don't pity her. Who makes out with people they don't even know anyway? She deserved it.
curryndricegirll 0
Well, since neither of you knew each other like the last person said, you should have just said, everyone else at the party said he was the worst kisser, and you just wanted to see if it was true; it was.
Jazzywrites007 2
look it's the stupid scene girl again!
mcdys 0
wow, you just replied to the 1st comment to be on top of the page. asshole
sika_fml 0
You got invited to a PARTY!?
soraluvsroxie 0
dont be jelous just cause no one would make out w/ you annamaree.
chuk_norris_fml 0
OP: DON'T WORRY THAT'S WHAT PEOPLE SAY WHEN THEY ARE JEALOUS YOU GO GIRL
geegee123 0
woww....anamaree...get a life. people hook up at parties, 'specially teens. it's just cutting loose and having fun. and to the OP; aww (*gives you a huge hug*) i'm assuming you're a teen because this sounds exactly like situations i hear people complain about who are my age and i'm a teen. and guess what? you're face is probably absolutely gorgeous and you're probably really skinny. you know why i think that? because i'm guessing that guy (i'm NOT SAYING ALL GUYS THINK LIKE THIS!!! i'm saying the type of guy he sounds like would think this) said what he did because your boobs were not the biggest, not that you were the ugliest. trust me;; i have experience with that temporarily being flat chested myself. it's a fact of life, don't let the idiot get you down, know you are absolutely gorgeous, and keep you head held high :D
Timmot321 10
She didn't specify that she made out with him, so don't jump to conclusions like a arrogant bitch.
angela3825 1
She didn't deserve it! and how do u know that she didn't know him?
nemesis_divina 0
That's sad :(
Applesarefum 9
maybe the room was filled with a bunch of really really really really really really really ridiculously good looking people.
A_Guy 0
That sucks How does she deserve it? Assholes
RPGod 0
Well, some people double click FYL, and they accidentally click YDI. I know I have
intotheblue 0
Something you guys have to understand is that people who click YDI when the person obviously doesn't deserve it, and who say obnoxious things in comments, are just trolls. Most of the time they don't even believe the stuff they say, or care about the topic, they just want a reaction, they just like pissing people off. Best way to deal with trolls is not give them the satisfaction. Anyway, OP, I'm sorry that happened to you. Kids can be really cruel. Maybe you should reconsider your group of friends, find some people who accept you and aren't so judgmental and petty. Don't let brats like that damage your self-esteem.
AngryC4t 0
The amount of irony on this page is great, because a troll is right below this comment and there are about 20 replies to it... Anyway, I did click YDI along with FYL. Why? Because she shouldn't have kissed that guy. I mean, really, some random douche walks up to her and asks for a kiss and she does it? Come on, use some sense, OP.
Sportey 9
Misclick sorry :)
mikakarie 0
Ohh that sucks. FYL
iKaite 0
Am I the only one completely confused over the wording of this FML? Oh. And OP, just say you were drunk.
crzymonkeyxo 0
The guy that kissed her was dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room, he kissed her, so he thinks that shes was the ugliest person there
iKaite 0
Oh yeah. I get it. Sorry, I read it wrong first time round. Oh and Jandersoniii, go **** yourself.
fallacy_fml 0
Dont' worry about it, you'll blossom.
skiBOAT 0
Aww. ): it could be worse. He could've like, turned you down... idk. FYL though. );
MidstOfDarkness 0
Kick their asses!!! That was mean.
bubbleking 0
must have been a party with a bunch of hot chicks
Nodaddygirl59 0
hmmmm...it's probaly ur last to :( sorry that's sucks