Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
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Comments (246)
GagaForGaga103 1
shes not worth ur time then. find someone who will actually care about u :D
FreebirdIII 1
Read it slower.... Today at the age of 17, I had my first kiss. Not, today I had my first kiss with a girl that I have liked for over a year. There is a difference.
RebornProblem 0
To all those people who are saying "You're only having your first kiss now?", it never said that he had never kissed anyone before, just the first time with this girl.
FreebirdIII 1
Read slower. Today at the age of 17, I had my first kiss. Not, Today I had the first kiss with a girl I like.
IndianRapper 0
actually, it does say "first kiss with the girl ive liked"...but since the OP mentioned his age, we can assume this is his first kiss ever.
legendbiscuits 5
Haha actually it IS Today I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year :L
wenta 1
my sister had to kiss a 40
thecovert 7
She isn't as good as you imagine. Obviously. Move on.
ronnieboo 0
did u make sure to brush ur teeth?
FreebirdIII 1
slip her the tongue. that will shut her up.
shelbyjoa2011 0
aww how mean
Calyx_fml 22
Slip her some tongue during the last performance.
Calyx_fml 22
17 is young. I didn't have my first kiss and first sex until I was 32! Not ugly, just clueless. Count your blessings.
sk8erd 15
Bro, she's a bitch, get over it.. im 17 and not an actor n the first kiss will feel much different than a stage. believe me stage kisses are FAKE!