Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with some girl at a party and noticed that she wasn't very good at it. I tried to say, "You kiss like a 16 year-old doing it for the first time" but ended up saying, "You kiss like a 16 year-old." Upon saying that, a dozen people turned and looked at me, giving weird looks. FML
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Vennie98 0
what a bitch
JoSmokes 10
I had my first kiss at 17. Who honestly gives a crap?
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Comments (246)
IbanezSprinter 0
she's obviously not worth it. you'll find someone :)
Barney_Rubble_75 0
sad. there are other girls out there OP. chin up!
JohnBoyFsYL 10
Moron or Troll LDO.
baconboy_42 8
Honey, it gets better.
Angi95 3
:( that's not nice.
brenz1126 0
jeepers christmas op. if she finds you that repulsive then shes obviously not the one for you. stop feelin sry for yourself
borntoperform 14
There's no shame in that.
yourbudtravis 0
there's a girl out there for you man, for each of us someone is out there for us :) hope all gets better and the show goes well!
mattmadden 0
Well I don't know if she's a bitch. We're not really sure how she made it clear she finds him repulsive. And you can't really get mad at her because she doesn't like him. It's kinda hard to describe her because we don't know everything that happened...
rabsml 0
who cares if it was staged...
diabian 9
touch yourself over that, and make it obvious to her!