foreveralone
Spin on this
Today, I had my first kiss. It would have been great if I wasn't playing spin the bottle as a 23-year-old. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Party blues
Today, I made out with a guy that I had just met at a party. It was my first kiss. I don't know what's worse, the fact that my first kiss is at the age of 23, or the fact that I saw him making out with a different girl later on in the night. FML
Olihime
United Kingdom
Today, while playing spin the bottle, my two spins landed on two really pretty girls. The first girl I missed and kissed her chin. The second girl I headbutted and gave a nosebleed. FML
FirstKiss
Canada
Today, I had my first kiss at a party. Later, I was told that the guy had been dared to kiss the ugliest girl in the room. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I'm 20 years old and never been kissed. FML
hollysofly
United States
Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML
Anonymous
Late bloomer
Today, I'm nearly 30 years-old, and not only am I still a virgin, I've never even had my first kiss. FML
Username
United Kingdom
Today, at the age of 17, I had my first kiss with the girl I've liked for over a year. However, it was a stage kiss and the girl has made it clear that she finds me repulsive. FML
PissyPants
United States
Today, I finally got my first kiss. I was so excited, I pissed myself. FML
ItSucks
United States
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
drpepperking10
United States
Today, I was kissing my crush for the first time and her tooth fell out into my mouth. FML
Top comments
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Still counts
bloopaloop 27
Everyone else in the circle isn’t 12 years old, are they?
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RichardPencil 32
Who was your victim?
Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21
Still counts
IlTiramisuEBuono 6
All good. I’m not much younger than you and still haven’t been kissed yet
WistayShlaio82 13
Get over yourself, I’m a 37 year old virgin. Buckle up butter cup shit is only getting worse from here.
Tristan Nichols 8
I want to know how it is
bloopaloop 27
It’s really not that hard to get laid
WistayShlaio82 13
How what is? Life?
WistayShlaio82 13
Did you actually see my face?
rotflqtms_ 21
I mean... you're not ugly. maybe it's your personality? Some people also choose not to have sex. Some people prioritize other things. When the time is right, it'll happen.
bloopaloop 27
Everyone else in the circle isn’t 12 years old, are they?
sickerthanyou 13
Eh, I’ve had my first kiss from a gold digger at age 25 and 8 months, and to top it off she was drunk 🤦♂️